Funny Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Toxicon, May 24, 2009.

  1. Teletran 1

    Teletran 1 Professor Chaos

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    If we are what we eat, I could be you by midnight.

    You ever get your @$$ licked by a fat guy in a black jacket?

    Those are two of my favorites.
     
  2. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    "Your father, I wonder.....does he steal things? Cause he took the stars from space and put them in your eyeballs."

    Possibly the worst and funniest pick-up line I've ever heard.
     
  3. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    "Would you have sex with me for twenty pounds?"

    "If I said you had a beautiful body, would it increase my chances of you sleeping with me?"

    "Your father must be a thief because there's a gun in my pocket. No, wait..."

    "I've got a condom with a useby date of tomorrow. Please don't let it go to waste."

    I'm not good with chat up lines.
     
  4. jqciaomama

    jqciaomama LD Master

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    You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got Fine written all over you.
     
  5. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    I really hope that's worked in the past :lol 
     
  6. Seawing

    Seawing Lurker of the depths Moderator

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    "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
     
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    toma eskimo in disguise

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    "Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high!"
     
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    Transbot90210 Banned

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    Reading Rainbow FTW!!!
     
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    cryotek Criminal Overlord

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    Are you a turtle? I heard everytime you lay on your back you're fucked!!!
     
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    Counterpunch? Interior Renovator

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    'Hello, I'd like to talk to you about Scientology.'

    -Anon
     
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    Spoon Banned

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    "I collect toys. What do you waste your life doing?"
     
  12. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    'Hi, My name is Kickback'

    works everytime...
     
  13. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    You're my bitch now.

    (throws something random on the floor) i think you drop somethi[she bends over]-SURPRISE!
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    "Do you know what rohypnol tastes like?"
     
  15. jerky123

    jerky123 PSN=deadpoolistheman

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    "You must work at Subway, cause your giv'n me a foot-long!"

    Works every time.
     
  16. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Pick up lines? Pfft.

    Right after I club the babe with my mastadon bone, I have my way with her.

    I don't need'em.
     
  17. blunghole

    blunghole The Tapeworm of Unicron!

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    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you.
     
  18. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    if i flip a quater what are the chances of me getting head?
     
  19. motunercustoms

    motunercustoms Banned

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    My favorites are:
    "Are your parents ******ed? Because you are a very special girl." Got me slapped.
    "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" Got me laid.
     
  20. luke4

    luke4 crocon

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    im an astronaut and my next trip is to uranus.

    if i get you pregnant you can blame my twin...

    are you why i have would when its not morning?