Funny pet names

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  1. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Stuffy, Bob, Baby Kitten (who is now 6 years old...), and Chunks are our cats. Dottie and Dexter are our dogs. So we have weird cat names, I guess.
     
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    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    I had two ferrits named Rasp and czar (one was clever and one was dumb)

    One of our cats was named Logan, but we changed it to Bear when we later named our son Logan. And no, he doesn't know that he shared the name with our cat, until his wedding day of course.
     
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    2 cats: Cootsie & Onyx
    6 Snakes: Shakey, pee-ka-boo, THE KING(cause he really is !), Snowy, Pandy & GG

    Various fish: Snappy, Snowpea, Bully, Cloak, Digger(he's a lobster), LingLing, Priceless & Fireball.
     
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    When I was young I had a cat I named "Rover" because Rover was a dog's name. I thought I was funny. Turns out...
     
  5. pscoop

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    Sounds like something out of Dr Suess' "Too Many Daves"

    I had a dog in highschool we called Ed Gein's Dog. Long story.
     
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    i HAD a dog called Spot. my dad would always say " come spot "..

    i now have a ball python. he name is Monty. he's about 3 ft long.
     
  7. sharke

    sharke canadian piece of sh*t

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    my wife conceded the name Kup for her little beagle
     
  8. newguy

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    my dad wants to name a cat mittens. he always jokes about killing the cats and making them into mittens
     
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    Totally not lying here. Kitten named Cracka Face Killa. Friend decided to name her that before he gave her to us. We call her Cracker for short.
     
  10. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    Looks like the "culture thread" is somehow bleeding into your brain :lol 

    I had a cat named cheese.. get it.. cause mice like cheese :d
     
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    My cat Banjo's full name is Mr. High Five Banjo Strings.
     
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    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    I once had a budgie named La Puce (Puce means flea in French, my mom gave her that name since she like to cause trouble), too bad she died after laying so many eggs. (happened around 5 years ago)
     
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    Uh I have 2 cats named Mouse and Monkey. Named by the animal shelter we got them from. They don't respond to their names anyways and we don't usually bother with em.
     
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    I'd wanted very seriously to name our beagle "Tyrannosaurus". Sadly, it didn't go down that way.

    "Velociraptor" and "Gandalf" were met with similarly disappointing results.
     
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    anything with mister in front is insta-funneh.
     
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    My brother got a Goldfish named Pepsi['cause he likes pepsi and goldfish crackers] for his birthday last month.

    It was dead the next morning.
     
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    honcho BW Megatron Completionist

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    I have a list including past and current pets:

    Toshiro Baloney (newt)
    Caiman (newt)
    Yowler (newt)
    Sootball (chicken)
    Chickenbutt (chicken)
    Backfire (horse)
    GIR (ferret)
    Ferret Faucett (...ferret)
    Hobbes (tiger salamander)
    Squishy (salamander)
    Stoner (salamander)
    Mr. Itchy (dog)
    Lance (dog; the only thing funny about this is because his real name is five names long, he used to be a show dog. Dunno his full name)
    Piggy (goldfish; he would eat the heads of other fish in the tank, mainly expensive ones)

    I'm going to get two black moors (telescope goldfish) soon, and I am going to name them Scourge and Cyclonus because giving badass names to seemingly not-badass animals is hilarious.

    And sometime in the future I'm going to get five bantam chickens, each one named after Dinobots.
     
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    LOL I had a pure white cat named Mittens. He had extra digits on his front paws, yes you guessed it, looked like he was wearing mittens. Later we changed his name to Johny...long story.
     
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    i found a litter of puppys like that at apuppy store. all of them had a extra toes on each paw. my dad likes to call my dog indy (indianajones) through rug. i sometimes call my cat vicous stuffed or sunny (the rabbit) my litle fluffy terd. when he sits down he looks like a piece of bunny crap.
     
  20. Necrophon

    Necrophon Speaker of Death TFW2005 Supporter

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    We have a pug named Frankie, a la "Men in Black"
    Two gerbils, one's named Wilbur the other Timpleton, (Charlotte's Web of course.)
    And last is a hamster named Oy. (From Stephen King's Dark Tower Cycle.)

    Also I had a neighbor who named his cat "Blurp", I always found that one hilarious for some reason.