A blonde wig, fake breasts, clown's trousers and a black beard... no wonder U.S. police had no trouble catching this bank robber

What kills me is that (s)he shop-lifted a toy gun from a store before robbing the bank. If you're going to steal a gun for the job, at least make sure it's a real one.  

 

you'll find that the toy gun will offer a greatly reduced sentence than if s/he had used a real gun.

 

I seriously doubt that was the logic of a man who dresses up in a woman's wig and clown pants. >_>

 

Dennis Hawkins? Are you sure the article didn't mean Dennis Rodman?

 

You know, thinking about this, it seems like a ploy for an insanity plea as a contingency plan if he got caught. In which case, it's not entirely stupid.

 

Real Women don't have breads.

 

I'm not sure why, but that he went around the corner under a tree and opened up the cash with the dye pack exploding just makes me laugh.