First things First

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  1. Meta777

    Meta777 Dr Pepper Fan

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    Now, this is one of those random-question things that we see here and there, and I thought we might have some fun with this one.

    Okay, the basic premise is this: Let's pretend, some way or another, you have successfully taken over the Earth. Whether with manipulation, money, charisma, unholy sexiness or the simple fact that you're Superman without the morality/Kryptonite, you have seized control of the planet. You are now the the absolute top of the food chain and all of Earth is yours to command.

    So, as per the title, first things first; what do you do?

    You now have ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD! So what will you do first? Anything at all, absolutely anything, is avaliable to you. What is your first act as the now Supreme Awesome Ruler of Earth?

    My first act is as simple as it is painfully obvious to all who know me; I will have resources dedicated to creating my own personal Dr Pepper factory right outside my lavish mansion, that will churn out much of the wonderful drink for me to enjoy every day!

    My second act would be a buy a whole load of toothpaste


    So, there it is! The world is yours; what's the first thing you're gonna do?
     
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  3. MetalicGrunt

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    1. Attend "Evil" medical School

    2. Get Sharks with Frickin laser beams attached to their heads
     
  4. Gingerchris

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    I think I'd just have a nice stress-free kip for once. No need to set the alarm or anything.
    Or you could just get a regular fresh delivery of the stuff to your mansion every day. Why would you want an ugly noisy factory right outside your home with trucks and workers coming and going all the time?
     
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    Force TV stations to have good programs on once more and forever ban reality tv shows. Though that would mean History Channel would probably be cancel then.

    Start a new law that when somebody lacks common sense and gets hurt, there would be no lawsuit. The person would have a stamped "I'm stupid" on his or her's head for all to see.

    Cartoons would be once again funny and able to get by with stuff as they had in the 90's and early 2000's. Shows like Animaniacs would be back with new episodes like they never ended.

    Rebuild the battleship Arizona as a museum ship and place behind the first ship in Pearl Harbor. Have it show off the building of the first ship, the active years of the first ship, and the death of the first ship. Have items that would of been seen on the first ship leading up the the attack. To outline the ship's deck, have the names of the 1,177 killed from the first ship in bronze with LED lights that would show the names at night.

    Reboot the Transformers line one final time. Have Hasbro and show staff come together and work together to get the show model to match the toy model. Set everything in one story universe that features characters coming and fading as new characters rise up. Factions would rise and change over the years in the story universe. No more reboots, that would be the final Optimus Prime, the final Bumblebee, ect. I want it to be like the DCAU or Star Trek universe was. Just one big story line that goes forwards, start with Prime and Megatron and just keep on going beyond the Autobots and Decepticons.
     
  7. Meta777

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    Because as a young adult/teenager, I speak the first thing on my mind on a whim without considering the ramifications of my actions until the consequence is already upon me in a classic example of leaping without looking.

    :D 
     
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    I would enslave those who oppose me and if they try to escape they are to be exicuted in the courts.


    And maybe establish a form of government.
     
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    Well obviously G1 would be required curriculum in schools.

    I would have a trap door installed in every room of my house, Monty burns style.

    breakfast for dinner at least once a week will become law.

    I would force a genius inventor to invent an oral sex machine. Then he will give me one for free (you all can pay for yours).

    Chocolate will be the new currency.

    All warning labels removed. Stupidity will soon be a thing of the past....
     
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    Submit to the dark side of the Force and learn to use Force Lightning. God help the trolls.
     
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    I don't usually break things when I get them, but this would be the first time I broke something.

    Repair it? Not my problem.
     
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    i know what i would do...

    two chicks at the same time. all night long.
     
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    1. Burn Congress to ashes.

    2. Enjoy cigar
     
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    All the lolis I could ever want.
     
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    1. Issue a worldwide test made to weed out all idiots and dumbasses on the planet and have them removed from society, by any means available :ev: 

    2. Somehow have robots builded and use them to replace the police and military forces of the planet, what could possibly go wrong? :p 

    3. Buy two or more houses, one for me, the other(s) for my collection which will grow to a insane amount. Also, the said house(s) will have people to clean them for me.
     
  17. JazzHunter83

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    *snicker* I love when guys say things like this ;)  as if that's the way it would actually happen, lol.

    We all know that 99.99% of men spending time with two naked women at once is going to last 5 minutes - tops. Alllllllll. Niiiiiight. Loooooong???
     
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    I so agree with that. I mean, how stupid do you have to be to think peanut butter doesn't contain peanuts. Or milk contains milk.

    That's what Viagra is for.
     
  19. JazzHunter83

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    True.....didn't consider that. You can also have bendable rods inserted now...so you permanently maintain your physical arousal.... I guess you would have have an unhealthy love of sex for one of those....

    1 question: do men really think that outside of porn, two women could happily share without whining, bitching and jealousy? Or maybe it's just myself who refuses to share, under any circumstances......
     
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    Never underestimate the power of black coffee and cold pizza. ;)