First-Grader Suspended for Sexual Harassment

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lance Halberd, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    That's beyond smurfed up.
     
  2. Frognal

    Frognal Prodigal Son Returned

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    *edit blah*
     
  3. Dolza_Khyron

    Dolza_Khyron Well-Known Member

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    there HAVE been 4 year olds in kindergarden, at least there were some in my class when i went to school. the age starting basically just is determaned by the parent, anyways.

    but, i have a feeling... that the smell of lawsuit, is getting thicker with this case...
     
  4. planetjacker

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    Finaly someone is cracking down on these pintsized hooligans! I feel much safer for my cousins after reading that. These sex mainaics have run roughshot over the school system for far too long.


    On a more sober note. WTF!?!
     
  5. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Here's a quick update, local residents seem as outraged at this nonsense as many people in this thread:

    Link

    Were I a betting man, I'd wager that the school board will cave to public opinion and this poor kid will be back in school before you know it.
     
  6. Mike

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    I started kindergarden when I was 4, everyone up here does. well sometimes 5

    my nephew, he started private school when he was 3, he's a smart lad :) 
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    He's only frikn 6 man, good god, get over it and explain to him why it was wrong!
    Making it a legal matter will only confuse him or make him too scared scared to even get near women now.
    It's seems more like a wierd power struggle between the adults around him.
     
  8. Moroni Prime

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    SMURFITTY SMURF SMURF McSMURFALOUICIOUS!
    How frickin' gay are these people doing that to a 6 year old. I consider myself a passifict in every sense of the word, but If I were the parent, I would string these school "officials" by the "official" dangly parts from a 50 ft pole in front of the school cafeteria all Vlad the Impaler style. JEEZ! they're only 6 years old, they're dangly parts don't even work yet for there to be any threat...... or do they?!?! :banghead: 
     
  9. Mr.Roboto

    Mr.Roboto YOU'RE A SHRUB ROCKETEER! Veteran

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    "Well sir, we ran a background check for security purposes and it says here that you were charged for sexually harassing a 6 year-old. I'm sorry but I don't think we can hire you to work here." "But, but, you don't understand, that was when I was six years old and didn't know better."
     
  10. llamatron

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    Clearly the people doing this must be homosexual, and we all know that's a bad thing. :peoples: 
     
  11. Enigma2K2

    Enigma2K2 Robot In Disguise TFW2005 Supporter

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    Seriously, when a kid touches something they're not supposed to, you pop them on the hand... you don't SUSPEND them from Kindergarten!!!
     
  12. Moroni Prime

    Moroni Prime #TFYLP Podcast

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    sorry, I guess I should've clarified as to the context of the usage of the word. I meant that more in the modern teenage slang term, and not to mean homo, bi, tri, or even quadrasexual. Similar instances would be:
    Bad = Good
    Stupid = Cool
    Fat/Phat = Hot/Attractive

    Didn't mean to offend if I did, many apologies. :thumb 
     
  13. Mocha

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    Enough Already!!

    Well, well, well. I came across this link while searching for definitions of sexual harassment for my son because he got suspended for 3 dasys sexual harassment and has to write a two page paper before he can return to school. He's 10-years-old, COME ON!!!! The school officials are probably geeks who didn't play catch a girl, get a girl because they were a bunch of cornballs so they don't realize how normal it is for kids to be inquisitive about the opposite sex. I am livid and very disenchanted that my kid had to miss 3 days of his education behind nonsense. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IN-SCHOOL SUSPENSION!!
     
  14. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    When I was in elementary school, this pervy little boy was chasing me and friends around and grabbing at our chests. I think he got a stern talking to from the principal, and that was about it. He probably likes lolicon now.
     
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    What did your son do?
     
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    Yes, exactly what did your son do?
     
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    Sounds like you need to talk to your son's school officials, not members of a random message board you googled.

    And that's nothing, just today one of my girlfriend's students was peed on by his classmate. Class.
     
  19. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Dang, I spent half of kindergarten smooching.

    Also, lol Callouscat, fos.
     
  20. funkatron101

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    Oh man, don't make me break out Kellie's stories. Poop smearing. Bus bj's, and exposed genitalia are par for the course.