First-Grader Suspended for Sexual Harassment

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  1. Lance Halberd, Feb 8, 2006
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    Link to article

    Greaaaaat.
     
  2. Jux, Feb 8, 2006
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    If they only knew the stuff I did in Kindergarten.

    Poor, poor Melissa. If I ever run for political office, she'll be the death of me.
     
  3. Darkravager, Feb 8, 2006
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    Wow. And the politically correct police claim another victim.
     
  4. Jux, Feb 8, 2006
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    An interesting statement, considering the story doesn't have any substantial report as to what happened.
     
  5. Superman_Alpha, Feb 8, 2006
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    little dude's a playah already. awesome. :lol 
     
  6. Razerwire, Feb 8, 2006
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    *Waits for the parents to blame something other than themselves*

    Okay, maybe that's a little unfair... But still it's the usual knee jerk reaction...
     
  7. Darkravager, Feb 8, 2006
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    That's a good point. However, I will continue to blame the hippies until evidence is presented to me that I shouldn't blame them. :p 
     
  8. KA, Feb 8, 2006
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    in related news, the offender is counter suing for cooties.
     
  9. Zero Prime, Feb 8, 2006
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    Thank God they didn't have that dumb ass stuff when I was a kid. Anyone here ever play kiss chase? :D 

    But still, sexual harrasment at the age of 6? I have heard of a similer story where a 1st grader kissed a girl on the cheek on he got expelled. This society is getting kinda stupid on some accounts as some things are getting way out of hand.
     
  10. Omnibus Prime, Feb 8, 2006
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    :rolleyes: 

    I dinna think you can be accused of sexual harassment unless you can a) spell it or b) define it, neither of which kids that age can do, I'd wager.

    Fuck's sake, if you applied today's psychosis to me in K-6, I'd have been a repeat sex offender by the time I was 12.
     
  11. McBradders, Feb 8, 2006
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    Wow, man, prison woulda probably been the destination for us kids if schools were that crap-happy back in the day...
     
  12. Zero Prime, Feb 8, 2006
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    We would all be classified as sexual preditors by the 4th grade, if not earlier.
     
  13. smangerbot, Feb 8, 2006
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    i was all serious like, until i read this and sprayed coffee out of my nose.

    i remember being punched in the nuts by a girl at my school when i was around 12, does that count as sexual harassment?
     
  14. McBradders, Feb 8, 2006
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    Sexual Assault. MUCH worse.
     
  15. smangerbot, Feb 8, 2006
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    cool. i better call mr hutz then.
     
  16. McBradders, Feb 8, 2006
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    Lionel Hutz is no more, you can call me Miguel Sanchez.
     
  17. MrFX, Feb 8, 2006
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    Tell me about it. Kids are going to be kids. I'm sick of PC bs.
     
  18. Wing alpha, Feb 8, 2006
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    Whaat?

    so you can be charged....this smells like bullshit...

    Society is going another step closer to hell
    Yah I agree...
     
  19. Shipwreck, Feb 8, 2006
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    What did this kid even do? The only way I can see this kid at fault if he full out fisted her vagina.
     
  20. RandomFerret, Feb 8, 2006
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    You cannot commit sexual harassment at six years old! Even if a six-year-old boy goes up to a girl and says "I want to see your perjina," he's not commiting sexual harassment. He's just curious, because HE'S SIX YEARS OLD.
     
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