Favourite Game Quotes

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  1. Starscream600

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    Forgive me if there's a thread like this. If so, mods please do what you guys do best.

    So what are your favourite game quotes?

    From Portal 2:

    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

    -Cave Johnson
     
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    "Sorry about the mess. Everything Jack kills, he dumps here -- bandits, Vault Hunters, Claptrap units... If I sound pleased about this, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!" -claptrap.

    "Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - sergeant johnson
     
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    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:

    Starscream: We Decepticons are always swift in action!
    Grindor: Although you, Starscream, are equally swift in retreating.
    Starscream: I have NEVER retreated! EVER!
    Grindor: Of course not, Starscream. You simply advance backwards!
    Starscream: *Roar of frustration/anger*


    And this amusing little pun from Pokemon Black/White 2:

    Skyla: Since we're hanging out, surely you won't mind having a Pokemon battle with me?
    Elesa: You bet! And don't call me Shirley!
    Skyla:..... Oh Elesa.....
     
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    hm. so many games to think of a quote from.

    'thank you, Mario
    but our princess is in another castle.
    tee hee, just kidding. bye bye'

    from Super Mario Bros. 3.
    never beat the game on the nes as a kid but i did beat it on the gameboy advance and the ending both made me laugh and pissed me off. :lol 
     
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    "There is no Shepard without Vakarian"

    "Does this unit have a soul?"

    Mass Effect is a gold mine of quotes, but these two stand out to me.
     
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    'this house is dangerous with terrible demons, ouch.'
     
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    " I am Error" Thje legend of Zelda II : The adventures of Link.
     
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    "Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is*66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!"

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    'Are you an otaku, too?' Hal from metal gear solid.
     
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    Also; 'WeeGee'
    - Mario
     
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    "Look, we've both said alot of thigns you're going to regret, But i think we can put everything behind us. For science. You monster"

    and (Because it's still funny)

    "All you base are belong to us"