"If you compromise this mission, you are dead to me. Now, look me in the eye, and tighten up that sphincter." Or... "Okay, okay. Very persuasive. Textbook machismo."
I have a couple: "I hate cheap knock-offs" (Bee's best quip) "Starscream, I'm home" (dun dun dun dun) "It started with my mother. My father, he was a wheel, the first wheel!" (Jetfire's random rambles "mother, father?)
My dumbass forgot to mention his own favorite quote. It's Hound's: "You're just too disturbing to live!"
"How do you say 'get the f@?k out of the way' in Chinese?!" "Taking the children... ...was a bad move." "I can't even rely on you..." "No..!!!" "... to swat a single insect!" "But one insect... ...among seven billion-!" "Shut up!"
"See they set the plate of donuts out there to test your guilt. You don't touch 'em your're guilty. I ate the whole plate, the whole plate. Just leave this to me they come through that door you don't say nothing..." *slams folder* "SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! Ok she's the one you want. I was just sittin at home watchin cartoons and playin video games with my cousin when she came in there." "Glenn you freak.." "NO I am not going to jail for you or anybody else, I have done nothin bad my entire life...hey man I'm still a virgin..." *facepalm* "Ok so I might have downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet who hasn't...who hasn't." "Glenn shut up." "No you shut up don't talk to me don't talk to me criminal...oh sugar rush." Or... "Hey where's your wallet!" "POCKET!" "Which pocket?!" "MY BACK POCKET!" "You got like 10 back pockets!" "LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!"
I don't know about the best line, but these usually make me laugh. Shut up, Grandma! There isn't a tighter shirt, we checked. It's a cyrilic alphabet, it's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator. I don't suck! I also have a saying: "I don't care".
Here are two of my favorites, more may come. "Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together... Galloway: Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk! Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me... Optimus Prime: [to Epps] Easy." "Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim. Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that? Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke. [looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right] Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke? Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw... Chief Master Sergeant Epps, Major Lennox: RUUNNN! [makes a break for it as the rain comes]"
"What a treat! You and me, alone!" "Simmons? I'd do as he says. Losing's not really an option for these guys." "My face is my warrant." "Punch, hold, slide, repeat! Punch, hold, slide, repeat!" "I will overlook your condescending tone if you heave the gravity of mine."
"Every galaxy I've traveled, all of you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea." "I also have a saying: I don't care!" "I'm like a fat ballerina...!" "Take that, b*tch! You're dead!" "This one's for you a-hole!" "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?" "You'll never stop at one!" "You have no soul!" "That is why I have no fear!" "Not to call you a coward, master, but sometimes cowards do survive." "So even if you got no faith in us, I'm asking you to do what I do. I'm asking you to look at all the junk and see the treasure. You gotta have faith, Prime, in who we can be." "She's a criminal. Criminals are hot!"
Hound gets some pretty fun lines: "You're just too disturbing to live." Prior to that: Crosshairs: "Hound, don't do it." Hound: "Oh, it's fine. Doesn't look like it'll hurt nothing. Ew, that's just festering ugliness." Crosshairs: "I hope that's not contagious." Later on: "My fat ass is stuck! Take the shot, Bee!" "Am I the lone sage who sees through these puppy dog eyes?" Oh, and the fat ballerina line.
Did Jazz do enough to get a "best-of"? Also, personally i think the whole deep wang scene was one of the more cringeworthy in the entire series, not in a good way! (Wangs fight with Lazerbeak was fine though)
