Fast Food Drivethough

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jedi bobs, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    You'd definitly remember to ask if they needed any ketchup or sauce.
     
  2. Dalarsco

    Dalarsco Kickback=ROCK

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    You shouldn't drive while stoned, so no. Plus, unlike drunks stoners are funny and tend to be MUCH nicer than drunks, so going inside probably wouldn't be that bad.
     
  3. Shipwreck

    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    I respect anyone who makes my food. They could easily spit in it, shit in it, whatever, so I'd rather just be nice since it is their job and respect them.
     
  4. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Oh, I don't question it. I was building to a different punchline, but that was a key item of it.

    And now it's gone, gone.

    It's for the best. It was far too rude anyway.
     
  5. Gigatron_2005

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    Quoted for truth.
     
  6. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Now I wonder were those chicks hot, were those guys losers who would settle for anything or just jerks whats your opinion.
     
  7. jedi bobs

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    Jerks. they were easy on the eyes, but realy young(14,15yo)
     
  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    If there's grass on the field ...


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    I do attempt to make things easier on drive thru workers - I order off the menu, try to order a combo meal when possible, don't ask for anything specially made, usually have exact change, etc...

    In return, if you could just *act* like you care that I exist, I'd feel like we were even. Basic customer service is not completely out of the question, is it?
     
  10. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    How do you feel about the drunken "walkthrough" consumers? Do you have any advice on etiquette and protocol for those of us who like to get ripped, and walk on through for a few double chesseburgers at 3am?
     
  11. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I'm sorry, but every time I see your name, I read it as "Jedi Boobs", and then giggle for several minutes as I contemplate what Jedi boobs are like and how they compare to regular boobs.

    ....

    What was this thread about again?
     
  12. Valkysas

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    Jedi Bobs, you forgot rule #7.
    Always announce your arrival to the microphone with an airhorn.

    the fast food workers at the local McDonalds are idiots, and deserving of every "rude" retaliation imaginable. You dont want pickes? you'll get nine. want 2 big macs and a fri? they'll charge you for 2 big mac value meals. Want a plain cheeseburger, because you dont like mustard or ketchup? well, they'll put mustard between every single item on that burger.

    I finally had enough of their shit and went in, throwing the sandwiches they had given me (I ordered 3 big macs, they gave me half a dozen fish sandwiches) at the people behind the counter, and calling them all "Cockgoblins" and then I ran away like a coward.
     
  13. Shipwreck

    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    haha that is amazing. That kinda reminds me of when my friend dressed like the Ham burgerler and when some guy got handed his food at drive through ran by and stole it and took off.
     
  14. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    You know, I tried to do just that at a Wendy's a couple years back, and the woman wouldn't serve me. She did the "drivey-drivey" motion at me through the window. So... in my drunkenness, I went around to the parking lot to get my car (I had parked it near the Wendy's prior to getting drunk) and got in and drove through drive through. The woman of course recognized me from moments earlier and said she was sorry. I told her to tell that to all the people I kill while driving drunk and eating my cheeseburger.

    She went pale and gave me my food for free. I drove back around to the parking lot and sat and ate my food before calling a cab to go home.

    Some people are just goddammed ignorant.
     
  15. Big Nine

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    ... the hell!?
     
  16. Hound_Dawg

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    That just made my whole night, the funniest thing i have read in a long time. :rock 
     
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    :lol 
     
  18. Random Autobot

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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  19. Predaking

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    This thread reminds me of a co-ed Frat retreat I had back in college. We were playing a game that asks a question and if you say yes you have to explain why. Anyways the question is Have You Ever Tamper With Other People's Food. A guy confessed that when he was working at Mexican Food restaurant there was a obnoxious fat lady at the Drive Thru. So to get back at her they found a cockroach in the kitchen, chopped it up in pieces and put sauce over it before wrapping it in the burrito she ordered. That woman oddly never came back to ask for a refund.

    :lol  :lol  :lol