Just start hinting and talking about adoption....and then just one day that shows up. Surprise! Were proud parents!

That is absolutely crazy! Looks great. I cant the character has ever played a part in my childhood so I dont think it's for me....but holy cow that crazy. Between this haslab Unicron how big are we gonna get?

 

Well, my son is finishing college this year so Fort Max get his bedroom  

 

Next up, in scale metroplex and trypticon, we’re going by Japanese animation scale, so one city block each should do it.

 

2019: My marital status currently is separated...
2020: My marital status divorce is finalized...
2021: FT40 releases. Same height as preferred height of future partner. Confirmed, this would be my robotic version of Realsexdoll.
2022 and beyond: I'm guaranteed to be still single.

 

Does anyone remember the April fool's day joke with the shadow of unicron coming through the opened door?

 

Lol I'm just imagining your son coming back home for the Holidays and his room is overtaken by Fortmax!! Hahahah

EDiT: There's a bunk bed with Fortmax on the top  

 

I’m going to need a bigger house, damn it.

 

On site they said it's 3.5 feet tall so I don't think that Hoodlum comparison is entirely accurate.

 

Haslab Unicron Flippers: "F***, time to declare bankruptcy"

 

Damn. Just checked, I don’t see a cancel button on hasbro pulse anymore for uni-who.

 

You'll feel better after a bowl of pho though ..... am I rite?

 

Hell no, the bottom bunk! The weight alone would probably cause the bed frame to collapse    

 

is that to the head or spoiler of Hoodlum? we may be misjudging and he'd actually be bigger than we think. he's gonna be the size of a young child in any case.

"Honey, meet our new son, Max!"

 

Thanking all of the dark gods that this reveal wasn't Metroplex or Trypticon, otherwise...

 

And, he's taller than my best friend.

 

Nothing more than a dick measuring contest with them and Hasbro. I doubt they actually thought much about how you would make something like this. I predict it will be downsized or completely shelved.

 

oh god the implication if this was gonna be Metroplex instead. they'd have to make an even bigger citybot then  

 

No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

Hasbro: We're making the biggest transformer ever!
Fanstoys: Hold my beer...

Seriously, this is madness! How is it even possible to ship it? A packing crate?

 

If the price is “reasonable” I’ll find the space