Sideways trips over the table in the livingroom while being chased by the Arcees.
The arcees jump him and he manages to kill to of them.
He outruns the last one but gets caught up by Sideswipe.
Sideways hits the highway to outrun Sideswipe.
He manages to outrun Sidewsipe by crossing te bridge Demolisher destroys seconds before Sideswipe crosses it.
He turns a corner and gets blocked by the twins.
Instead of their guns, they pop out balloons and start making animals with them.
Sideways gets so scread of their attempts he gets an spark attack and dies

 

Unicron sucks the life (spark)out of sideways and says Dame im Good!!

 

Sideswipe and Sideways are locked in combat, when Sideways knocks Sideswipe over the head with a pipe, then Prime comes, flips out his axes, and starts hacking away at Sideways's limb and finishes him off by taking his face, and putting it on his mantel next the Fallen's face. END

 

The 3 bikes suduce sideways,he follows them to a warehouse. He goes in,the door shuts and the 3 bikes combine and blast sideways to hell

 

EDIT: FUUUUU someone took my idea already. Disregard this.

 

Sideswipe hits Sideways with his blade, as in the film, but Sideways transforms to robot mode, pulling out the blade and evading the Autobot before he could cut him in half. The two use the blades in a sword battle that culminates in the classic final swipe that each do at the same time. Sideswipe stands, Sideways is cut in half yet again.

 

The scenario begins the same as the Shanghai scene beginning. Sideswipe is pursuing Sideways and managed to stick one of his blades in his hood. Right before he lays the finishing blow, he notices something behind Sideways' wheel: a hostage! Trying not to harm the human, Sideswipe doesn't finish Sideways off and reverts to car mode to continue pursuit.

Sideways scans and absorbs the blade stuck in him and takes on an appearance identical to Sideswipe. He then ejects the hostage, jumps over Sideswipe, and bisects him lengthwise, in the same manner as Sideswipe did to Sideways in ROTF, commenting "Damn, I'm good". The hostage's bowl of noodles was broken when he fell on the ground and he shouted "Jackass!" In Mandarin, or Cantonese, or whatever language they use in Shanghai. Sideways was then able to sneak into the Autobot ranks still disguised as Sideswipe.

In the Forest Battle, Sideways tries to capture Sam. Before he can approach the Fray between Optimus and the big cons, Jazz cries out towards him to help take down Bludgeon. Deciding that sacrificing a con is worth Sam's knowledge, he agrees to. He tries again, but then Jazz needs help taking Lockdown, too, which he does. By the time he tries to approach Sam for the third time, he notices he was escorted out by Bumblebee. Frustrated, he impales Jazz and speeds off in pursuit of Sam.

Sideways finally finds Sam and company at the Smithsonian. Just as he was about to attack them by surprise, Jetfire opens the space bridges teleporting everyone to Egypt. Because Sideways didn't stay still during the teleportation, he was sent back in time badly mangled. A young boy named Mike stumbled upon Sideways who then exploded. Mike sustained cranial damage among other injuries from the explosion, ending up with ADHD, broken bones, and INSPIRATION.

 

Sideways joins in on the fight in the forest against Optimus and Optimus chops off a huge tree with his energy axe and hurls it through the chest of sideways as he is leaping towards optimus. Optimus then runs to the impaled sideways and beheads/finishes him off with the aforementioned Axe as sparks fly out of the neck and sideways' arms fall down to his sides.

 

Sideways visits a Walmart and sees 100's of ROTF figures of himself shelf warming and realizing how bad he sucks kills himself.

 

sideswipe would have continued to chase him until sideways is cornered. sideways tells sideswipe he just wants to be left alone. sideswipe responds "i dont take requests from decepticons." then extends his blades, and they have a heated battle with sideways using his electric hand and saw blade gimmicks, until finally sideways is beheaded by sideswipe. to which he says "DAM im good."

 

Sideways goes to throw a large grenade. He pulls the pin and promply throw the pin at the Autobots while laughing. ( No wait, that's a Marine joke)

He dies drinking alcohol in a movie about wine. (Wait, that's another movie)

Got it! He gos on a search for Barricade and is never seen again. Presumed dead.

I never win contests like this anyway.  

 

As in the film, Sideswipe is chasing Sideways. Sideswipe tries to stab Sideways with his blade but unlike in the film, misses as Sideways swerves out of the way causing Sideswipe to fall on his own blade.

Sideways speeds round a corner and straight into Jolt, being driven by Michael Bay. 'You got the Touch' from the 1986 movie starts playing. Sideways' front end is bashed in but Jolt's fine. Michael gets out of Jolt and rushes to see if Sideways is OK. Michael touches Sideways (hence 'The Touch') and Sideways explodes in a huge fireball. Damn shouts Michael, why does everything I touch end up exploding?

 

Sideways is being chased by Sideswipe. Sideways keeps swerving out of the way, dodging sideswipe. Sideswipe moves in to go and slice Sideways in half, but Sideways makes it through a red light and Sideswipe is forced to wait so no humans are hurt. Sideswipe gets far enough away and gets on to the freeway. "VICTORY!" screeches Sideways, but next thing he knows, demolisher has been shot down by optimus prime, and demolisher skids into Sideways, pushing them off the freeway. Sideways lands perfectly, and starts a victory dance, but Demolisher falls after sideways, smashing him to bits.

BB28

 

Sideways makes it to the end of the movie when you see him transform, underneath Devastator. All of a sudden Devastator's wrecking BALLS swing away from each other when he squats to avoid being damaged and they come back crushing Sideways inbetween them, then you see a close up of Megatron and and starscream and they say:
Starscream: Oh my Primus, he killed Sideways
Megatron: You bastard

 

Sideways got away with sideswipe's blade stuck on him, but later megatron finishes the job, because for a decepticon to have a blade stuck on it as practically useless.

 

IT all goes the same way, then as Sideswipe jumps over him, he transformers
, grabs Sideswipes sword, breaks it, and kicks Sideswipe away. The bike twin then zoom
up to him and they start shooting, gun ablazing, and Sideways then transformers and drives away.
But now, Sideswipe is chasing him again, so now it's a bad-ass vehicular chase of
motorcycles and Audi's and Corvette's. The Twins are just fighting
somewhere behind a building... But now, Sideswipe is catching up to Sideways
and starts to transform as sideways veers to the right down an alleyway. Then
Sideswipe would slam through a building. The triplets would then be right behind
him and transform into robots, and they would start shooting. Then, Sideways would
transform and grab Arcee and throw her. Then, the other two would rush to her side,
combine, and BEAT. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. SIDEWAYS. In a mangled attempt
to escape Sideways would try to use his saw and cut into a building or something.
Then, out of effing nowhere, Optimus Prime would bust down on his head
all beast modin' and be like, heroic saying and shit.... Yo. Oh! And then Prime
would use his hooks to rip Sideways saw arm off and use it to cut him in half.

 

Prime: Give me your--
Sideways: NO I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FACE TAKING! I-I-I... *explodes*

 

Before Sideswipe cuts Sideways in half, His head jumps off and turns into a little biker dude. He manages to take off with a bike, but Sideways notices he jacked a bike sister... and gets slagged.

 

Somehow Sideways makes it all the way to the end of the movie sneaking and skulking in the background just in time to see Jetfire offer his parts to Prime in order to defeat the Fallen. In a desperate attempt to stop them, Sideways drives as fast as he can into the middle of the fray, transforming and leaping epically with weapon active, optics focused on Jolt who has been called out to perform the power-up process. Sadly, his timing cannot be worse, Sideways' vulnerable body enters the scene just as the transfer begins, being torn to slag by the jagged pieces of the dead Jetfire as they fly through the air.

 

upon Sideways calling for reinforcements a lost Decepticon protoform following
when he believed to be a homing beacon (is actually Sideways' distress signal)
crashes into Sideways and they both blow up in a huge fireball just as
Sideswipe is about to catch up to him, Sideways' head rolls in front of the
twins, they split apart, pick up his legs and begin to play Hockey with it, and
begin beating the hell out of each other when Mudflap hits the head through
a window and Screams "HOLE IN ONE" then Skids yells that's not Hockey that's
Baseball....(yeah, they are stupid right?), and Sideswipe covers his face and
scoots away.