Dumbass electrocutes his nipples.... then sues his teacher

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  1. doomboy536

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    Hopefully just the ability to piss blood. And no longer have full control of his bowels.

    Actually I wish more people would do dumb stuff like this in the attempt to make cash out of it. Weed all the dickheads out sooner and into early graves.
     
  3. havanowoncheese

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    The things that is a shame for this is that he will probably get a settlement just do to the cost of a full blown trial. All he really deserves is a Darwin.
     
  4. exomega255

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    you know, the guy's 18. He should know not to do that. How did he pass Middle school?

    lets not talk about American education system failing. Lets talk about American Parents failing at their job.
     
  5. cheetorBWORG

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    I dunno... Because it was a Dare, it would imply that there was some danger behind it.

    If it was safe to do, then why Dare someone to do it?

    Case won for the teacher!
     
  6. E. C. R. Former

    E. C. R. Former Is probably insane...

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    Why? Why? Why are people so ridiculously stupid? No, its not just that. This is just some dumbass trying to make a quick buck off of his own stupidity at another guy's expense.
     
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    Agreed.

    I don't know about you, but I prefer my coffee not to give me third degree burns requiring skin grafts in less than four seconds.
     
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    That was damn funny.
     
  9. Darkwing48

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    I rather not to put my mouth on a burning hot pocket until it cools either. I typical do not touch anything until it cools.

    YouTube - Hot Pockets
     
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    i cant believe people that stupid are allowed to go to school
     
  12. Gigatron_2005

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    You couldn't be bothered to educate yourself the first time, so here is another link:

    Know the Facts: The McDonalds Coffee Case

    But yea, fuck people who get hurt by things. They're just in it for the money.:rolleyes2 
     
  13. KA

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    i think that the purpose of going to school?
     
  14. Chaos Muffin

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    Waiting for the before & after pics of the burnt nipple.
    Would suck to explain that to future gf's. Maybe he can wear an nipplepatch over it, then get a pirate face tattoo.
     
  15. KA

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    its still tender!
     
  16. Chaos Muffin

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    Could probably power a lightbulb with it. Then go nude jogging at night withit.
     
  17. Darkwing48

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    Really, because I thought the reason why I claimed that keeping the "coffee near the same temperature it takes to make it was a clear sign that I've read the article.

    Despite so, due to my knowing that accidents can happen with me, I will not handle anything hot unless I have a smooth stable surface to put it on. I'm smart enough to determine the temperature without making contact with it. (Except that one time I touch a wire bound resistor, the heat didn't transfer to the air, as liquids can.) Heck, if when I use a soldering iron at my job, I'm not going to change the freaking tip of it until I know that it temperature of it doesn't make a sizzle noise when it makes contact with a sponge.

    Heck I spilled even cold drinks in the car. I don't care if the temperature is the freaking boiling point of water, unless the cup broke apart because of the temperature, still I don't think it was their fault.

    Oh, resturants are now serving food in skillets (still sizzling) to the customer, should they get sued if the customer knocks it to their laps? I'm not claiming this happened because of money. People just aren't thinking. Now back on topic...
     
  18. Leadfoot

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    Do you honestly think this kid's case is comparable? It's so far out of the realm of acceptable behavior on his part that it bears no resemblence to spilling overly hot coffee by accident.
     
  19. KA

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    Love the sig, man ^

    You could just reply with a blank post and the sig would do the job for you.
     
  20. Tigermegatron

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    i'm just trying to figure out,why the live electrical experiment needed people to test it on.
    that in itself is asking for trouble.