Dumbass electrocutes his nipples.... then sues his teacher

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  1. Sage o' G-fruit

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    Idiot. Why don't you sue the planet for not warning you shooting yourself is dangerous?
     
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    Here's the sad thing. Despite it being 100% his stupidity, and failure to understand common sense, let alone the fact of being "Dared" to do it, he is probably gonna win. This world is so f*cked up when it comes to these things. While it would seem obvious that he would lose it, some how, they are gonna come around with some angle that the teacher should of told him. The fact remains, it is just so stupid, why would you attach those to your nipples, let your friend plug you in, and think nothing of it?

    They will probably say the kid watched that commercial on TV: The actor who played as "Donkey Lips" on Salute your Shorts(Nickelodeon show), hooks jumper cables up to his nipples, starts dancing, and the womans starts her car.

    Do I think the dumbass deserved to get zapped, hell yeah. Darwin wins this one. But at the end of the day, there is a good chance he will win in this screwy system.
     
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    I think this whole thing is nothing but a money issue for this student. What a way for this student to make easy money.
     
  4. Cal

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    Yeah, I ought to shock myself into cardiac arrest for a quick buck sometime.
     
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    Who in their right mind would electrocute their nipples for Mountain Dew. Damnit! Everyone knows you should do it for a Klondike Bar. :lol  :lol  :lol 



    .........And also This is why one should never swim in his or her family genepool, folks. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!
     
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    I really do think "Dumbass" is an apropriate title for this kid.

    And what sucks is that Spoiler is right, I bet this kid wins his case, just because of how screwed up the system is.
     
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    im laughing too hard at this news article by how stupid this guy is

    i got electrocuted when i was 2 (i stuck a fork into the electrical socket i r smrt) and i learn that you never stick things into a electrical socket at the age of 2 this guy is 18 :T.

    pretty much this guy is labeled as a 'dumbass' and is it just me or does people sue others for their own stupidity it makes me laugh sometimes.
     
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    When I read the word "student" I assumed 3rd...maybe 4th grade. But this guy is 18!?! are you freaking kidding me?

    Please let this have made him sterile, please oh god please get this dipshit moron out of the genepool.

    Who has seen the movie Idiocracy? This asshat fits perfectly.

    Now this kid (ignorant/moron/dipshit/loser/degenerate/asswipe) is going to get a ton of money for doing something stupid TO HIMSELF ON PURPOSE!!!!!

    Here's to hoping that a judge doesn't have his head up his ass that day and says "Dude, you are an idiot of course it was dangerous, case dismissed"

    I have decided it is not allowed to be called common sense. Not enough people posess it for it to be called "common"
     
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    On the contary, the definition, not the word needs to be changed. Yesterday's "common sense" is today's "intelligent sense."
     
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    I have been :lolol  the whole thread, but Sioce is correct... There's no such thing as common sense anymore..tis a sad, sad day for the USA :( 
     
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    So wait, now they are trying to pin the whole daring thing on the teacher, than say the teacher told him how to hook himself up? That video was starting to confuse me. Either I am missing something, or the kid is trying to blame the teacher for making him do it. Dispensor would like a word with that kid.

    That pic of the kid though..."see that? anyone with a hair cut like that, you know he's an asshole!"

    Oh, and is it coincidence that I just saw a commercial on TV about commonsense.com?
     
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    it was deceptikitty's grandma, that poor old lady. how does that make you feel?!!
     
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    The dumbass looks like the guy from the American Pie movies. I hate those movies.

    That news chick is pretty cute, though.
     
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    The movie Jack Ass comes to mind. LOL!
     
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    So, It's McDonald's fault for keeping coffee near the temperature it requires to make it and it's the teacher's fault for tell a dumb kid what wires to use to harm himself....

    God bless America!!!
     
  20. Zherbus

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    I wonder if he developed a new power like the ability to piss lightning.