Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

What did Asgore do in Deltarune to force Toriel to get a divorce? Did he do the dutch oven?

How many snakes do you want on your plane? I'll keep adding until I get an answer.

What's the better ship for Samus? Doomguy or Megaman?

Hamm'er turkey?

Because the writer likes his desk black with that weird feather quill on the side.

 

Barf.

3, rotisserie style.

Master Chief.

Spurkey.

 

Can anyone help me find a funny Zelda meme pic? It's from Botw, when one of the tall Gerudo ladies asks Link if he needs help reaching a book, then a drawing of link looking like a little kid saying "Yes please."... I can't seem to find it....

edit: nvm. found it.

 

If a Medusa grows old, does her snakehairs turn grey?

 

Have you tried asking her in person?  

 

Pancakes or Waffles?

 

If Tyrannosaurus rex is the "Tyrant Lizard King," is Tyrannosaurus Shrex the "Tyrant Lizard Ogrelord?"

 

Spinosaurus is the "snap your neck lizard".

 

Maybe, but Spinosaurus is going to be known as the "Snap, Crackle, and Pop lizard" after Tyrannosaurus Shrex steals eggs from its nest and puts them in his mean Weed-Multiberculate stew, because that's the sound they're going to be making as they get boiled in the stew!

 

Not "Chiropractor lizard"?

 

Chiropractor lizard is beneficial.

Snap your neck lizard is murderous.

 

would you take a bite out of Papyrus's Sketti?

So who's stalking me and my buddy while we talk about possible pokemon stuff at work? We saw that "leak" that was posted on 4chan!!

If Kirby ate Super Buu with Gotenks absorbed, what would Kirby's absorbed power be?

Do you judge me for having Optimus primal in my optimus display since he's an optimus but not THE optimus?

How many rolls of wooloo's wool would you roll if you could roll in wooloo's wool?

I try, but I can't approach. I never got my snek handling badge in boy scouts....working on it, tho.

yes plz.

Swamp lizard king. The epic sequel to Tiger King and Swamp people.

 

What if the Tyrannosaurus Shrexes were bred and raised by Joe Shrexotic at Joe Shrexotic's crappy little zoo?

 

Just hope Carol Donkins won't show up and sue, cuz they'll never be able to financially recover from it.

 

yes

 

Carol Donkins the Swamp Donkey of all Swamp Donkeys. I hope Donkey runs away while he can!

 

legit dumb questions: Do the Chosen Prime's waiting lists ever get filled? I see a few things on their sight actually labeled "sold out" so is the waiting list pretty much a "perhaps on a rare moon's stroll" thing?

other dumb questions:
Which earth-former do you like better? Atlas or Gaea/Gaia?

Spoiler: pics

Atlas

Gaia/Gaea (I personally go with this one, because "Mother" earth)

Am I obsessing too much about planetformers lately?

if we fused Yamper and Wooloo, would that just be Mareep?

Why is How-to Basic?

If I trained a gunman to bash people with the gun instead of shooting them, could they theoretically get powerful enough to defeat anime swordsmen? Why isn't there an anime of this already?

 

Are simps and thots the same thing but gender?

If It breaths, will it blend? (don't inhale this)

What if @WEEGEE was up for adoption?

What are Zoomers?

would you rather have 1 cake slice or two cupcakes?

How many shreks are worth a @Galvatross in the mall?

If Super Perfect Cell survived Gohan's ultimate Kamehameha, would he be even more super perfect when he regenerates?

 

No, thot's atleast get laid. Granted both are trying to impress idiots.

Depends on the blender. *holds blades*

He'd scare people and shelfwarm worse then all the TLK toys combined.

Druggies.

How big are the cupcakes?

If you take the 5 divide by 2 use pemdas on the onions then you should get 420 @Galvatross .

Knowing anime villain logic, yup.