That is some philosoraptor shit.

No idea.

Interesting...

Because it will disrupt me picking up hookers, do the bump, run over them. Take back my money, steal a car, get a full wanted gauge, be chased by the military, steal a tank and reek havoc.

Black roses.

Puns

Prepare for your DOOM!

I'll name her that. I like the idea of a Australia region. Lots of water, rock, ground and fire types.

There is no such thing as too many wooloos.

Broken

No. They are instruments of pain. HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!

Pet the doggo.

Whatcha talkin' about, Marvel?

I'm not a hugger.

Nope.

I believe... That guns don't kill people...
Husbands who come home early do.

 

How many of the chicks that Shrek dated in the past were swamp donkeys?

Is Shrek's favorite Pokemon Kyogre?

Who would win a fight: Jaegertron, with his extreme manliness and massive pecs, or Matriarch Supreme in all of her feminine glory and estrogen?

 

Pretty much.

Enough that both sides banned rap music on their respective premises.

Yes.

Money?

Red roses.

Then he'd be a yellow waspinator which would be sad.

Did you know you shouldn't wipe your butt with sandpaper?

Yes.

Any amount is concerning because I did not give you permission to bring pokemon into my house.

He'd probably have an american inspired hair do and a healing weapon or a sewing machine.

No, this is why your mother and I sent you to that special school.

I'll give pagan sacrifices to the coot doggo.

Because he used his last life and I unplugged the game before mario could make it to safety.

Ugh, fine. I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here. *Hugs*

As long as he doesn't see america.

The ogrelords love life is none of your business. He can have shrex with whoever he fe me worthy.

Could he fit one in his swamp?

The TFW mods with their banhammer.

 

Am i the only one who preferred it when Purrlion wasn't standing upwards like a Meowth?

So after March 31st, The Super Mario All-Star collection will no longer be available at all and all support for Mario 35 ends then as well. Mario presumably dies on April 1st.

 

Yes. There is no place Shrek can't call his swamp. Only places he allows others in his loving mercy to live.

I'm not talking petty online quarrels. I'm talking a real-life battle between Jaegs and the leader of the Womxn's Justice Division.

 

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I'm thinking of getting a second physical copy.

 

Then there's still be no fight as she'd immediately be attracted to his manly pecs. Y'know since all women totally just want an "alpha" like jeags.

 

the fuck

 

So they both win.

 

Weeeeeeeell she does wind up with jaegertron.

 

Have you been reading the fan fiction in my head?

 

My head is too busy to come up with a fan fiction.


If ain't havin' been for Cotton Eye Joe, would you been married a long time ago?

 

No one would marry some one like me so no.

 

I can relate.

 

I can't. Coming up with fan fiction is why my head is so busy.

 

Oh dang, I misread it. I thought he said "My head is so busy coming up with a fan-ficton."

 

Question 1: In The Shrekformers: The Movie, which DeShrekticon does Onionron reformat into Farquaadus the Dreklord, Bogshell or Fairycracker?

Question 2: Can we have a thread in TF GD that goes on for 10 or 20 or more pages about this topic?

 

Maybe if you payed attention during the scene Shrek restores the onionbots to make their holy March against all things drek then you'd know.

If god smiles upon us. In his name amen.

 

*Ogrebots.