Dude on ebay selling a "custom" Megatron, but oits made out of tin foil, lol.

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  1. WarInTheFloor

    WarInTheFloor Well-Known Member

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    And a Combiner!
     
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    Dude i thought that tomato Soundwave was fucked up But that's a whole fucking wasp net that they managed to shove into the box wtf?
     
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  3. WarInTheFloor

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    hoooooooly mother of frog!

    Ok now the other shoe drop reveal that Waspinestorhide and Tomatowave weren't actually returned to stores and are just stuff you guys did to be funny right... RIGHT!!?!/
     
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  4. mcart

    mcart I'm not fat, it's Prime Armor

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    So, yeah, ahem, I'd like to return this Ironhide figure, my kid didn't like it.

    Sir, this is a wasps nest.

    My son does not like the toy.

    Sir are you saying we sold you a wasps nest instead of a toy?

    I am a reasonable man, I will accept store credit.

    I'll give you a dime.

    And I will take it.
     
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  5. LeonSteamhawk

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    I offered him $0.99 and this happened. :D 
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  6. mcart

    mcart I'm not fat, it's Prime Armor

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    hahaha he's killing me!
     
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  7. Sylent

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    In reality:

    Customer: I would like to return this toy. My kid didn't like it.

    Walmart Clerk: Is there anything wrong with it?

    Customer: Umm... *starts fidgeting and sweating* No?

    Clerk: *Looks at CLEARLY OPENED packaging containing Wasp nest and thinks to self: I hate this F'ing job!* Okay! *scans item* Here's your change. Have a nice day.

    Clerk then puts item into the "return to the floor" barrel.
     
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  8. jbwkkl

    jbwkkl Wrecker for life

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    You should submit an alternative counter offer now of 50cents. Would love to see his face after your offer goes lower than initial offer. LOL
     
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    Quite sure he doesn't expect that anyone is taking him seriously.
     
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  10. mcart

    mcart I'm not fat, it's Prime Armor

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    I contacted him a few days ago, he doesn't!
     
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  11. mcart

    mcart I'm not fat, it's Prime Armor

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    Too true, I was going for a friend's homage where Ross tries to return a couch he had sawed in half.

    Not the most logical conclusion for a guy with a PHD but having gone through a similar incident myself trying to move a click clack without taking it apart, I empathize with the episode in general. Nearly lost an eye, literally, part of the couch span off and whacked me in the face, cutting my face a few millimeters from my eye!
     
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    And his reply:

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    New message from: insideunicronsgut (1,557[​IMG])
    Lol, no packaging. This is a prototype
    Reply
     
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  13. Basilisk

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    i mean if you're gonna repack a transformers package with a wasps nest at least use waspinator's packaging!
     
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  14. Dunedain

    Dunedain Winter is coming

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    I think its very clear by his counter offer of $500, that this seller is obviously using the rest of the aluminum foil he has left, as a device to smoke narcotics.
     
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    Or one of the RotF NEST-badged boxes :) 
     
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  16. Basilisk

    Basilisk It will give you infinite pleasure!

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    hahaha that was an awesome pun.

    hey lets use that for the birds nests we're gonna shove into these packages?
     
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    I got a counteroffer of $69.
     
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  18. Dunedain

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    His high must of started wearing off, since he dropped down to $69 from $500, lol.
     
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  19. meisterman

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    I'm personally more interested in the ghost Starscream that he has listed.

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