Thank you, Mr. Doritos. Me and the extra 15 pounds I carry around due to your delicious creation salute you.
Maybe the greatest legend in the snack food community this side of the Slim Jim. Rest in Peace good craftsman of tortilla chips!
My internet name is usually Kristalnacho, named after Doritos Nacho flavor and how much I eat that stuff @V@. RIP you awesome man.
Aw, damn I believe I shall celebrate the contributions he made in life by devouring an entire bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos tonight.
Basically. It was certanly a good life. RIP. You made a lot of sports and movie fans happy with your invention.
I recorded a silly song about my addiction to chips and Doritos (especially the Tandoori flavor back then) a few years ago... http://www.musitards.com/MP3/2007/croustillomaniaque.mp3 Roughly translated lyrics: CHIP-O-MANIAC For decades I've been invaded By a vital need If not visceral The salty taste Makes me go crazy I want fat I want trans I want gras Chip-o-maniac I must resist Chip-o-maniac Shit, it's tough as hell When a craving shows up I'm like an animal I search all the cupboards All the drawers Damn the healthy stuff I want some I want fat I want trans I want gras Chip-o-maniac I must resist Chip-o-maniac Shit, it's tough as hell (solo) Chip-o-maniac I must resist Chip-o-maniac Shit, it's tough as hell At the beginning of the year I decided to fast But after 40 days It became overwhelming Doritos Tandoori Baby here I am A handful A mouthful A bag Chip-o-maniac My mental is getting slacker Chip-o-maniac Potatoes are so good Chip-o-maniac Get out of the way Chip-o-maniac Head first in the bag
