Don't double dip, k?

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  1. GW_Freak

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    I thought they were a little lumpy last Thanksgiving.
     
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    A McDonald's near me was closed down years ago because they found out some guy had been masturbating into the special sauce for a month.

    Personally, I say that's what made it so special.
     
  3. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Ew... that's priceless. I just want to know how a McDonald's employee, in such a fast-paced environment, can manage to quickly get himself to skeet into something without being caught.
     
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    Are you on drugs dude? When is it ever black? This guy...:drunk 
     
  5. dark_mullet

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    My only guess was that he did it during opening or closing. It was a while ago, like 93. But I'm old enough to remember it.
     
  6. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    That makes sense. How did they catch him? It sure would be awkward to be the person who catches him fapping... :( 
     
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    So when he did it the second time, it was double dipping. What do you call it all the rest of the times for that month?
     
  8. dark_mullet

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    I can only hope he KEPT going. That's the only way it can be funny. And sexy.
     
  9. Optimus

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    Considering the fact that that 10,000 can quickly double to 20,000; and then to 40,000 and so on in a relatively short span of time it is much. And considering the the bacteria in food items like dip in yogurt are not harmful like bacteria from the mouth can be, I think I've made my point.
     
  10. dark_mullet

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    I still consider handling money way worse. I'd rather kiss a stranger than grab onto paper that has been Thor knows where.
     
  11. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Yeah, me too. Licking money would be like licking 100 strangers and some of them were strippers.
     
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    The only thing worse than handling money is seeing some nasty, sweaty person literally peeling the money out of his pocket and then hand it to you. I always grab it with my fingertips and give myself a nice cleaning wipe afterwards.
     
  13. Optimus

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    Where did this come from anyway?

    Ever get the ones on hot summer days who take it out of the bra?
     
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    <-Not gonna stop double dipping.
     
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    When I was 16, I was reprimanded for telling a lady to put a bill on the counter rather than in my hand due to taking it out of her sweaty bra. I went and got some gloves and cleaning spray before putting it in my drawer. The manager said it was 'inappropriate.' I said, 'I think it's inappropriate for me to be expected to touch it. I'll be the guy behind her thinks it would be inappropriate for me to give him that bill as change." The guy (who was now at my register and listening in) said, "The young man's got a pretty good point." The lady (still waiting on her double quarter pounder and Diet Coke, or whatever) just glared at me the whole time.

    And what's up with people putting movie tickets in their mouth, and than directly handing it to a ticket taker? I made an oh-so-subtle point once by taking one of those tickets, sticking the other end in my mouth, and then handing it back to the customer.
     
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    Most upset about not double-dipping? This guy.
     
  17. dark_mullet

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    Well, that depends on how it was put in the mouth. Is it IN the mouth, or is an edge just being touched by teeth?

    Either way, that wouldn't bother me. THe sweaty bra would depend on the female in question.
     
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    Oh, it's never the ones you want. It's always the ones who weigh a 'deuce, deuce and a half' who are panting with the effort of having reached the McDonalds counter. As for the tickets, they're nominally held by the teeth, but some of 'em are just a bit wet. I'd rather not take my chances most of the time.
     
  19. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    LOL at fear of bacteria! When did everyone turn into Howard Hughes?

    Although saying that, I NEVER, EVER double dip.












    I just take a shit straight on the chips.
     
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    I was actually asked if I had OCD by a customer yesterday because instead of making contact with her hand, I sorta hovered a cenimeter above and dropped the change in her hand (I do that with all the customers). If everyone used Debit Cards it would all be much better, no contact, no filthy money.