What disgusting things have happened to you or were you a witness to? I once bit into a Snickers bar and there was a really long hair imbedded in it. It must have been a factory workers. I get skeeved out just thinking about it.
I shat my pants in 1st grade because my gym teacher wouldn't let me go the bathroom until I do 1 pull-up. F***ing douchebag.
Off the top of my head last year or so I went to Subway and had ordered a sandwich and noticed the worker had Harry ass arms and as he was reaching over to get the bell peppers,his Harry ass arms braised against my Sandwich and the Mustard on my sandwich was now on his HARRY ASS ARMS! Told the worker straight up I'm A-O-K and will eat elsewhere bc of that. The worker then tried to argue and say to me that never happend and I said "You just wiped off the Mustard from your arm!!" and 2 ppl behind me saw that and agreed with me then the Manager/Owner(?) Apologize and gave me a free Sandwich coupon as a sign of good faith. Only downside is the coupon was for that Store ONLY! Lol
Damn. That is really nasty, but I couldn't help but laugh at the way you described it. Glad you didn't eat that sandwich, man! I have four kids, the youngest of which is currently 1.5 years old and has a case of vicious diarrhea. My life is endless gross.
Yea man it was gross but also funny in an odd way looking back now as his Harry ass arms was the 1st thing I totally noticed. As for your 1.5 old,I know where you are coming from and I don't even have kids but had the honors of changing my Nephews and Nieces when they were small and that was a total of 5 toddlers around same age! I recall changing my nephew one time and thought he was done and the minute I wiped his ass,he farted and let's just say I couldn't eat Frozen Yogurt/Soft serve for almost 2 years lol.
Had my son puke in my mouth/on my face when he was an infant. That was a lot of fun and not gross at all ..*shudder*
When I was in diapers, I had an uncanny gift for right-in-the-face hosedowns at changing time. And then there's the jar full of concentrated farts I slipped a stinker of a prof in college... damn, I wish I'd had a camera planted to record the look on her face when she got three months of assgas straight up the snotlocker all at once.
Sometimes I use the sink at school or water fountain and it just turns yellow, it's rare though. Didn't drink or wash with it. Fuckin' gross.
Be a gay guy. Then having a discussion with a "friend" about LGBTQ rights and then suddenly have him un-ironically slip that people shouldn't be made to serve "gross things" implying exactly what I thought he would. As far as disgusting things that's happened to me nothing's topped that so far. I could talk about how I ate the remainder of a Snickers bar out of a hospital garbage can when I was a dumb ass kid and no one was looking, but that pales in comparison to being stabbed in the back by someone I've known for years and thought I could trust.
One time when I was a kid, the dog took a crap on the stairs sometime during the night. I was always up early, and it was dark out. I stepped right in that dog crap without seeing it. I then proceeded to track it back upstairs because I had to tell my parents about the mess. It was cold and squishy.
In jr. high, a Seagull crapped on my head during an assembly. I thought some jerkhole was throwing things, so I felt my head and pulled out gobs of guano. Apparently, the bird had mud butt. Fast forward 20 or so years, and the same thing happened to me at the SF Giants Fan Fest. Had guano all over my Giants cap, backpack and Buster Posey jersey. They say it's good luck, so to dispel that BS, I bought a lottery ticket. Didn't win squat.
Ordering Chinese food for dinner and after eating one bowl of chicken with mushrooms, started prepping a second bowl only to discover a dead cockroach staring up at me. Did not go back to that place. Which turned into a good thing since we later found a Chinese take out place that turned into our go to place for Chinese. On two different occasions found a full length hair in my food. First incident was way back around 8th grade or so. Whenever we get Dim Sum I like getting Tsu Mai, unfortunately this one time I noticed a hair. Tried pulling the bastard off thinking it was on top, nope that fucker was intertwined throughout and looped up through the top. That time I hadn't taken a bite or anything, but the second time was more recent. I like having white rice with my Chinese food, so usually get a box or two extra, found a curly ass hair in my rice. Unfortunately for me I had already eaten about a third of the box before I noticed. Threw the spoon down and did a few dry heave gags. Other then a bird crapping on my lip while I was walking to classes during college I can't really think of anything disgusting. Although I do have to question WHAT IN THE GOOD LORDS NAME MADE ME CLICK THIS THREAD!!!!!!!! Ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Funny thing is, things that other people find disgusting and nauseating, usually don't bother me that much, thus I'm having trouble coming up with something. So here's one I witnessed: My parents and I were on vacation in Salzburg, Austria, along with 2 of my mom's friends. We were sitting at an outdoor restaurant enjoying a quiet meal when suddenly a big glob of something fell out of the sky and landed right on my mom's friend's shoulder. This was a BIG glob, like bigger than your fist, and it was thick and grey. Turns out it was a glob of grease that fell off one of those giant construction cranes a long ways above us. The restaurant manager seemed more upset about it than we were and apologized profusely. I can only imagine he had a few words with the construction company.
I've got the win right here: 1) Adult Circumcision at 28- Took 8 weeks to recover, and I have a very dirty mind- so it was VERY difficult. 2) Pearling Penile Papules removed at 28- burnt off. That's right- I had a piece of my candy cane burnt....off. 3) Laser Hair removal at 29- 10 treatments, and zero improvement- still a hairy beast. 4) Colonoscopy + Endoscopy at 30- Most painless procedures I've ever had. I don't fear them at all anymore. 5) Hemorroidectomy at 32 (2 internal + external)- STILL healing from this procedure, but luckily the worst is over, and I foresee the next month or so going very smoothly. Keep in mind that I WANTED these procedures- most of them weren't necessary- I willingly asked to have them done- which basically tells me: I'm a little f-ing nuts. They were extremely painful, took alot of time to recover from, and yes: The side effects from all the medications I took through all these procedures definitely made me have some "potty accidents"- because when Miralax hits, if you're not close enough to a toilet: You're basically screwed. You're gonna go RIGHT THERE. Congratulations. You're a giant baby without a diaper and you just made "boom boom" on the edge of your hospital bed. Time to call the 20 yr-old nurse down the hall to help clean you up- preferably without eye contact. -_- Oh, and laser hair removal hurts like a MOTHERF----! I don't care what women say about waxing or laser hair removal- it HURTS. At least for me it did. Basically they use a taser-like gun, which is hooked up to mini-fridge-sized machine, the power source of the shocker gun they use on you- and they just go millimeter by millimeter- across your back- ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! In a single session, I got zapped well over 3,000 times. I had to take 2 Tylenol before each session or I'd develop a really bad headache from the accumulated zaps. I've also had 3 yeast infections throughout my life- and not only are those extremely gross, but god dang they hurt!
I was in the hospital when I was 16 and my roommate was this old Jewish guy who started telling me how wonderful bowl movements were. He said, "I don't care how great you think sex is. Nothing is better than a good bowel movement." He gave me like a 5 minuet discourse on it. I couldn't eat after that. At one of my jobs there was this older lady who went to Cancun. When she got back I asked her how it went. She told me she had diarrhea the whole time. So bad that she went into the ocean and said she just let it rip right in the water. Why are you telling me this? People want to talk to me about bowel movements for whatever reason. I don't want to know.
I gave birth, when they cut the cord there was one big contraction so blood squirted everywhere. I missed it, but my husband said the intern got blasted. The doctor expertly dodged.
