Can't really say I'm shocked surprised or any of that because I just sort of expect low brow juvenile attempts at humor out of Bay now. I mean really after the pee thing in the last movie balls just seem to be par for the course.

I think I'm more upset about the fate of Devastator at the hands of the humans than I am about any dangley bits. That and I'm more upset they put a set of balls on Devastator and then they didn't have him teabag the twins to death so we'd never have to deal with those two again.

 

Oh yeah! I see those all the time! LOL!

 

they should play AC/DC's big balls during that scene.

 

Wow, they take what could've been one of the most awesome and terrifying robots in movie history and turn it into a balls joke.
Priceless.

 

Ok, Transformers have balls now, so what's next? Bionicles with balls?

 

each of the toa (the first ones introduced on mata nui, Tahu, Pohatu, Onua, Gahli, Kopaka, and Lewa) had a black ball on their chest/stomach for some reason. :| actually gahli didnt and maybe not Onua either i can't remember.

 

I know. Also, it turns out that the new set Stronius has a penis.

 

It would make an amusing entry in the Cybertron News obituary column that's for sure!

 

Yes.

Oh deffinately.

I actually think it's a funny throwaway gag.

 

"Unofrtunate Autobot Jetfire was fatally wounded by Constructicon Devastator's infamous oversized testicles. The Autobot was too close when Optimus Prime was cutting off Devastator's testicles in an attempt to defeat the gestalt. Scrotum 'hairs' are still being pulled out of the Autobot's body. This is a very unfortunate event that will never be forgotten."

 

I can assuredly Tell you Devestator will not have balls of any kind if you don't belive me look for yourself

http://www.seibertron.com/events/fullsize.php?event_id=119&size=1&image=136

 

if this is true, michael bay shows his talent as a director.
or rather, lack thereof.
won't ruin the whole film for me, but i definitely think that he has overstayed his welcome in the franchise.
new director for tf3 please?

 

BRENT RATNER, BITCHES!!!!!!11!!

He'll pack three with Unicron, primus, all the combiners, the Dinobots and all that sheeat.

 

TF3 : Avenging Balls of the Devastator.
Movie starts with a string of Autobot murders. Sideswipe, Mudflap and Skids are all found dead and the cause of death is choking on large balls. Optimus has to find the murderer fast before more Autobots die from the deadly balls. Time is running out fast bec. the Devastator has more of the killer balls.

 

This explains female robots me thinks. Bumper nutz for the win!

 

Great moments in WTF history.

 

Brett Ratner:

 

Well, you know, at least now no one can say that the Transformers films have no balls.

In fact, this thread title makes me proud to be a fan!