So, the world woke up weird this morning and you have found yourself in the situation where you have to take a Transformer out on a date! ...Just go with it. Who the heck do you ask, why, and where do you take them? And for the sake of the male/female gender ratio (non-existence thereof) in the TFU, pretend you're both genderless. Or that you don't care. Or something. Oh, and you're a robot as well. KissPlayers this ain't. Mine - the staff in our local Pizza Hut are, for the most part, perfectly horrid. So I'd take G1 Galvatron along and see how long it took for him to start bringin' the mayhem. Provided of course I survived suggesting it in the first place.