Title says it all. You can post anything funny about a scene in DOTM that should be included in a Dark of the Moon HISHE.

Here is my idea:

Highway Scene

Sideswipe: "I'm faster than you!"
Mirage: "No, you are not. Let's race, il mio amico!"
Sideswipe: "It's on!"

*They both start racing and forget about the Dreads*

Mirage: "Hahaha! I win!
Sideswipe: "Yeah, but what happened here..." *looks around*
Mirage: "It looks like the Dreads got away with their plan."
Sideswipe: "...and we also accidentally ran some humans over..."
Bumblebee: "You guys are f*cking idiots! I'm telling Optimus Prime!"

 

I think they should have a random bystander point out to Optimus that Optimus previously said that they don't harm humans. Optimus tells Bumblebee to turn on the radio and he ignores the person. Optimus kills a bunch of Decepticons while Bumblebee plays The Touch. After the credits, it should show Optimus adding Megatron's head to a room full of Decepticon faces as part of his collection. I personally don't think they'll make it considering that they already did ROTF.

 

lmfaooooooo thats hilarious. Sideswipe and Mirage should of raced in the movie!

I have an idea

Pink Bumblebeak " is your daddy home?"
" why dont you take a sit right over there?
Pink Bumblebeak " chris hanson?"
Chris Hanson " just take a seat"
Pink Bumblebeak "i swear i wasnt gonna rape her... i swear. I ugh was going to kill her parents. Yeah thats it! Shit..."

 

Megs crushes Carly when she goes up to him. Megs continues to sit there, and Sentinel Prime kills Optimus. They all take over and make the humans their slaves.

 

And have several scenes involving Sentinel and Optimus, in which Sentinel constantly quotes Spock until Optimus calls him out on it.

Optimus: "Sentinel, it is alright. You are home."
Sentinel: "Optimus, you are, and will forever be...my friend."
...
*transition*
...
Optimus: "I've wondered what might have been if I had fought the final battle, instead of you."
Sentinel: "Optimus, it was only logical that I be the one to pilot The Ark in its escape."
...
*transition*
...
Sentinel: "How doomed you are, Autobots. You simply fail to understand that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the f-"
Optimus: "Sentinel!"
Sentinel: "What?"
Optimus: "Why are you always quoting Spock?!"
Sentinel: "Um, well, I..."
Optimus: "Look, we all know you're Leonard Freakin' Nimoy. Every fan is pissing their pants with excitement. You're the best part of the movie. We get it. You were Spock. Sci-Fi icon. But enough is enough."
Sentinel: "Optimus, all I ever wanted...WAS TO LIVE LONG AND PROSP-!" *Optimus shoots Sentinel in the head*
Optimus: *to audience* "There! Does that make it okay that I killed him now!? He was getting on my nerves!"

 

*Optimus puts Megatron's head on the Face Collection shelf*

"Hmmm, maybe a little more to the right..."

*moves head*

"Wait, I think it would look best just a little more to the left..."

*moves head*

"Ah! Screw this, it looks better to the right..."

*moves head*

Megatron: "Would you stop touching me already?! I still function!"

Optimus: *screams and runs away*

 

What does "HISHE" stand for?

 

while barricade was handling bumblebee before the execution scene...

Bumblebee "so barricade, where the hell have you been all this time?"
Barricade "where else? in Michael Bay's studio sitting in a computer room on TFW looking at all the fans who missed me"
Bumblebee "oh. why do people like you again?"
Barricade "because robots in this film that only get 2 minutes of screen time become famous and adored"
Bumblebee "so what about Arcee and her sisters?"
Barricade ".........they, um..........we kinda,....OH LOOK! soundwave needs me for a kill, be right back!"

(shortly after barricade kills Que)

Barricade "you might wanna take the yellow one soundwave, he's onto me"
Soundwave "what? about the affair? well everyone knows that!"
Barricade "shhhhhhh!"
Soundwave "fine, fine"

(later on, soundwave dead and lennox's team about to air-dive in)

Barricade(pushes drone around) "I THOUGHT YOU KILLED HIM!"
Drone "but random stuff was falling from the sky!"
Barricade "NOW THAT YELLOW BUG WILL SPREAD MY SECRET! FUUUUUUUUUU!"

 

"How It Should Have Ended". It's a series of (amazing) videos in which (very talented) people animate and voice little skits and parodies about, well, how certain movies should have ended. You should seriously check out their site.

*PS, I don't work for them, I'm just genuinely super impressed by their work.  

 

i REALLY hope they make a HISHE for DOTM !

 

Megatron: "What would you ever do without me, Prime? What will you do without Jazz, Jetfire, Arcee, Jolt-
Jolt: "STILL HERE!"
Megatron: "-Skids and Mudflap-"
Skids: "We got left on the cutting room floor!"
Megatron: "- Wheeljack and Ironhide."
Optimus Prime: "Let's find ou- wait, wait, Ironhide died?"

 

Bumblebee: "Why is Soundwave acting so sadistic? He was so much like his G1 counterpart in ROTF. Everything in that film was a joke, you'd think that if Soundwave was a sadist then he would be making horrible jokes with dark hum-arrrrrgh"

Sideswipe shoots bee. "This isn't G1! If They don't want a G1 Soundwave, then they don't have to use one. Anyway, G1 isn't exactly known for making sense."

Bumblebee: "That's right but after 26 year's you'd think that Transformers would become better quality. Also, look at the movie plots. Dead Cybertron, getting energy at the cost of human lives, a giant sun harvester, transporting Cybertron to earth etc, it's all Genera-aargh!"

Sideswipe shoots bee again. "How can you speak anyway?"

Bumblebee: "We are robots. We can be repaired. We know that our bodies are made up of the same stuff as technology, because Megatron was reverse-engineered by the humans to make their modern technology. And even if we didn't know how to use it, and make weapons a different way. 1. Human tech would creep us out. 2 the humans could easily repair my voice. Also-aaaarrrgh..."

Sideswipe shoots bee again. "Why don't you ever die?" Starts shooting Bee repeatably.

 

I have to credit Grimlock 13 with the general idea of this but also lots of discussion in the Prime forum.

Optimus stares at Megatron.

"One shall stand, one shall fall."

"Don't you ever get tired of that same old phrase?"

"Well it was in the cartoon so obviously it's awesome....one shall stand, one shall fall."

"Why wont you shut up Prime!"

"That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron. One shall stand, one shall fall."

"Two in one? AHHHHHHH!!!! I'll rip you apart with my bare hands!

Shit now I'm doing it."

 

I know they did an ROTF one, so hopefull they will make one for DOTM too.
I love their work. Especially things were Superman and Batman talk with other superheros.

 

"We found Sentinel Prime"
"Hi guys!"
And everyone lived happily ever after.

 

I really hope a Dark of the Moon HISHE is created. The Dark Knight HISHE was HILARIOUS!! Their best ever.   I still love watching it.
@Barricade24, Yeah I love seeing Batman, Superman, and Iron Man just talking to one another. I always found it funny how the DC and Marvel characters communicate in the same universe, but they never question how!  

 

Here's an idea.

*Optimus brings Sentinel to Nest base*

Optimus: "I have brought back the great Sentinel Prime, we are saved!"

Lennox: "Um...Optimus?"

Optimus: "Never fear mankind, with Sentinel on our side, nothing can stop us!"

Lennox: "Optimus...."

Optimus: "Yes sir, nothing can go wrong when Sentinel is around!"

Lennox: "Optimus!"

Optimus: "What?"

Lennox: "Sentinel's gone crazy, and is killing everyone."

*Optimus turns around to see Sentinel killing Ironhide and various humans.*

Optimus: "F**k."

 

This would be great, but what would make it even funnier would be if other characters quoted/referenced Star Trek as well. Ratchet could say "He's dead, Optimus" when Ironhide or Que dies, and Roadbuster could could say a Scotty quote. It could end with Sentinel killing Optimus rather than the other way around, and Sentinel doing a Vulcan salute right before the credits. They should also throw in a James Bond reference for Que.

 

It starts off as Sentinel shoots ironhide

Lennox: Get back.
Sam: Bee (Lennox pulls sam back...)
ironhide: what about me

Lennox and Sam take cover

Lennox: Okay Sideswipe -Vroooom- Wait where are the autobots going.

Cuts to D.C. the decepticons have begun invading Starscream watches pondering...

SS: Wait so we had a whole army on the moon
Megs: yeah
SS: For how long?
Megs: Ummm
SS: And what about the Fallen and the Allspark how do they fit into all this?
Megs: Well you know I kind of umm....
SS: Make it up as you go along.
Megs: Just follow the script Starscream!!!!!!!!

Optimus has just rescued Sam and Epps....

Sam: Optimus your back
OP; Your leaders will now understand decepticons will never leave your planet alone
Epps- Wait you planned to stay along
OP-yes
Epps- And you let a million dollar spaceship get destroyed.
OP- yes
Sam- But you pretended to leave and cost the lives of millions of humans and let an entire city get destroyed.
OP- And today in the name of freedom we take the battle to them
Sam- Wait did you hear me i'm talk-oooooh Bumblebee yay!!!
Sideswipe to Dino
Swipe- Told you all we had to do was make a cool entrance and everybody would forget we left

The Autobots have been taken prisoner
Swipe- God damnit Bee i told you it was a trap i told you not to come back to get us.
Dino- Hes a mute. he is anota talkin to anybody everyday
Que- Ohh he is a good chap
Ratchet- we wouldnt be held captive still if those soldiers down there would rescue us
Dino- I see someone
Sideswipe- We have been saved... Wait its Sam
Ratcet- F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuts to Soundwave and Barricade discussing who to kill

SS- Kill the silver and red one they are the most dangerous
Barricade- the yellow one im telling you if he doesnt go hes gonna kill us all
SS- Fine but that purple one was goes first because he is ugly
B- I agree why did bay even give him hair
SS- Ill take him
B- No i will I waited 3 movies for my first kill
SS- 2 you werent in ROTF
B- Just take the yellow one im not going to stick around and wait some divine intervention so I can end up dead. And dont hesitate to kill him

Final scene
Megatron- who would you be without me Prime?

Prime goes into a daydream

Megatron and Prime holdhands and skip through meadows, beat up Starscream, have a picnic, and finally we see Megatron and Optimus at a dinner

prime- oh our millionth anniversary how exciting
Megs- yeah sure look Optimus its not you it me I feel that we have really grown apart
Prime- are you breaking up with me
Megs- yes look theres someone else
Prime- oh primus no
Megs- yes im leavin good bye youll get over me
*exit dream*

Prime to himself- All this time I havent waited for this day
Prime- Time to find out
Prime