Chuck Norris...the origial OP?

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  1. alphie, Jan 15, 2006
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  2. Zero Prime, Jan 15, 2006
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    Thats funny.
     
  3. Chaos Muffin, Jan 15, 2006
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    Hheheehehehe
    Chuckomus Prime vs Mr.T'gatron


    Bring it!
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  4. Moroni Prime, Jan 15, 2006
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    So then, does this mean that Vince DiCola is responsible for the Death of Chuck Norris?
     
  5. Motor_Master, Jan 15, 2006
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    :lol 
    Chuck Norris is neither created nor destroyed he is merely transformed
     
  6. Nerd Bomber, Jan 15, 2006
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    wtf :lol 
     
  7. Cheetatron, Jan 15, 2006
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    Chuck Norris now thats a karate man
     
  8. Insane Galvatron, Jan 15, 2006
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    Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him.
     
  9. LoserBroadside, Jan 15, 2006
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    My favorite- When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift his body up but instead pushes the Earth down.
     
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    You guys are cold. Really cold.










    And damn funny. His career ended with Walker. It reminds me of what Foxworthy said..."If an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger changed your life, you might be a redneck." For my ex's mom...that's sadly true. (At least she thinks)
     
  11. BMGFX, Jan 15, 2006
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    I always thought Optimal Optimus' mouth made him look like Chuck Norris.
     
  12. Sonscreen, Jan 15, 2006
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    That's too awesome. Awhile back there were threads about Chuck Norris, Mr T, and Vin Diesel in the Fuzzy world.
     
  13. SydneyY, Jan 15, 2006
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    CM...:lol 

    What is you guys' fascination with Chuck Norris? :lol 
     
  14. Brodimus Prime, Jan 15, 2006
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    My teammates and I were sitting at the breakfast table the other day going on with the Chuck Norris quotes. Few of my favs:

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....twice!
    Chuck Norris once waged war against the color orange....and won!
    Chuck Norris once ate two 64 oz. t-bones in an hour, and spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress!

    On topic, the one about TF and Walker is pretty funny.
     
  15. Aernaroth, Jan 19, 2006
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    Chucktimus Prime and MrTgatron once fought in a battle to the death. Chucktimus used his matrix-roundhouse kick at the same time MrTgatron fired his f00sion cannon, and the two collided in midair. The resulting explosion was responsible for the phenomenon known as the 80s.

    Chuck Norris doesn't own a Lawnmower. He brutally roundhouse kicks any blade of grass that defies him, and thus keeps his lawn the perfect height through absolute terror.
     
  16. e3nine, Jan 19, 2006
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    I'm pretty sure if Chuck Norris connected with a roundhouse kick to Megatron, the series would be over in 1 episode.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to open the Matrix. The Matrix needs to open Chuck Norris.
     
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    I haven't laughed out loud in too long (well, since last week anyway, when I read the plot device for Superman III on imdb.com, then I was crying from laughter - I saw it when was kid, but had totally forgotten how pathetic a movie it was), so thanks for the laughter!
     
  18. wreckage, Jan 19, 2006
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    So thats why Alt.Prime is a pickup it really Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
    the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

    This Thread rules :rock 
     
  19. wreckage, Jan 19, 2006
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  20. SPLIT LIP, Jan 19, 2006
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    Chuck norris was a shitty actor, but a great fighter!
     
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