I wish I could find that site. Those were funny. Hell, my math teacher reads these aloud in my class every other wednesday.
BAM! http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck BOOM! http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin T! http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt
Crazy...my friends were talking about this at the bar last night. they also went on with their own Chuck Norris facts for about an hour...it was awesome
IMO number 3 is better when its "chuck norris doesn't check if there is a boogeyman in his closet, but before going to sleep the boogeyman checks if theres a chuck norris in his closet"
They mostly chose the lame ones for the show. There are a lot funnier, but most of them probably aren't allowed to be said on TV.. but there are still some funnier PG ones.