Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Facts

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  1. Drake, Mar 12, 2006
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  2. Sonscreen, Mar 12, 2006
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    Heh, funny stuff.
     
  3. Eric, Mar 12, 2006
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    I wish I could find that site. Those were funny. Hell, my math teacher reads these aloud in my class every other wednesday.
     
  4. thefrozenred, Mar 12, 2006
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    Didn't seem like he much liked that last one.

    Otherwise hilarious.
     
  5. Gryph, Mar 12, 2006
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    He didn't like the birth one at all. You could tell. But otherwise they were pretty funny.
     
  7. thefrozenred, Mar 12, 2006
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  8. drippy, Mar 12, 2006
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    Don't you mean Chuck Norris facts read Chuck Norris?
     
  9. IACON, Mar 12, 2006
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    stupidly funny
     
  10. Grimlock_13, Mar 12, 2006
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    Crazy...my friends were talking about this at the bar last night. they also went on with their own Chuck Norris facts for about an hour...it was awesome
     
  11. BigPrime3000, Mar 12, 2006
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    Some of those were funny as hell, a few of them it was obvious that he didn't enjoy saying them.
     
  12. jet convoy, Mar 12, 2006
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    Yeah, I could tell he didn't like the one about his birth and the last one about the cancer thing.
     
  13. Belgrath, Mar 12, 2006
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    Crazy funny.
     
  14. Aaron, Mar 12, 2006
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    Great stuff.
     
  15. Cheetatron, Mar 12, 2006
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    IMO number 3 is better when its "chuck norris doesn't check if there is a boogeyman in his closet, but before going to sleep the boogeyman checks if theres a chuck norris in his closet"
     
  16. Atomsplitter, Mar 14, 2006
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    They mostly chose the lame ones for the show. There are a lot funnier, but most of them probably aren't allowed to be said on TV.. but there are still some funnier PG ones.
     
  17. Zero Prime, Mar 14, 2006
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    Funny, but hard to pay attention to with those nude pics of a few girls I know nude.