Cheney accidentally shoots hunter

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  1. Razerwire

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    Texans bickering!!! Take cover!!!:lol 

    "You people??? YOU PEOPLE??? What's that supposed to mean??? YOU PEOPLE???":lol 
     
  2. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    A Texan and a New Mexican are walking along when God comes down and appears before them.

    God says, "I'll give you each one wish, but you must decide carefully." The Texan jumps first, and says "I want you to build a huge concrete wall all around Texas so no more of those idiot New Mexicans will come into our great land, and make it a thousand feet tall so they'll never get over it."

    God reaches out, and then says "it has been done." He then turns to the New Mexican and asks for his wish.

    The New Mexican pauses for a moment, and then asks "How tall was that wall?" God replies "1000 feet."

    The New Mexican ponders for another moment, and then states, "fill it with water."
     
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    If a news article says it, then it must be true.
     
  4. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Fox News is reporting Cheney was defending the hunter from an evil demon-possessed Texan bear.
     
  5. Seth Buzzard

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    Now that he has a taste for human blood they are going to have to put him down.
     
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    :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  7. ILoveDinobot

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    :ev:  Good Hunting Is Bad! Shoot The Hunters!!
     
  8. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    I wonder if that guy's gonna go hunting with him again. I'd probably suggest fishing or something, if my hunting buddy shot me in the face.

    ...actually.

    "Hey Dick, there's some great fishing over he-AWUUURRRGH--"

    *fish hook in the lip*
     
  9. rattrap007

    rattrap007 One meme mutha f’er TFW2005 Supporter

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    I thought political threads were not allowed...
     
  10. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    That would suck.
     
  11. RandomFerret

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    Nothing political about deadly slapstick.

    Now if I were to say something like "If a democrat accidentally shot a lawyer...", THAT would be political.
     
  12. AlphaPrime

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    LOL :lol  :lol 

    He best just stay away from Mr Dick for awhile hehehehehe.
     
  13. Seth Buzzard

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    Doctor: Well Dick looks like you are going to need a new heart.
    Dick: Call the F.B.I. tell them to find me some one with no family, we’ll make it look like an accident.
     
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