We are having a trouble with a neighbourhood cat, who leaves his marking at our garage and front door.

The front door marking is especially bad as the morning sun shines directly onto it and we are welcomed by the stench every morning. (We have a metal screen door and white wooden door)

Is there anything we can do to keep the cat from doing that? He obviously comes when we are sleeping.

I love cats but this is just too much, please help.

 

You can get a spray at pet stores that's meant to deter cats and dogs from pissing in a spot that they've pissed in before. It usually stinks of sour apple, which they don't tend to like too much.

 

Sour apple? I don't think I would like that much either, but I suppose it's much better than warm piss stink  

Thank you for the tip!

 

There's some new catnip that comes in a spray can. I recommend finding the biggest dog in the neighborhood and hosing his back end. Then, let the dog sit on your front porch for a few days.
Problem solved.  

 

 

Then what would I do with the dog piss on the front porch?

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

 

There's nothing worse than cat spray, I remember one time one of my old cat's jumped up above a bunch of toys I had and let it rip all over them. Jesus that pissed me off!

Anyway I have no idea what to do other than the stuff random autobot talked about. I've heard that stuff can work pretty well, depending on what you get I guess.

 

Pee on the cat, they hate that. Or just pee on the door yourself, maybe he won't mess with your markings. Or just shoot him.

 

Find out who's cat it is and tell them to keep the damn thing inside, since it's probably against the law to let it run free.

Make sure to tell them it pisses all over your house, and if they don't comply, piss all over their house until they learn or call the humane society to catch it.

OR, you could try the sprays, or put sticky mouse traps all around where he goes, when he steps in one and it sticks there, he'll probably not want to come back.

 

I just remembered something else, another cat I had pissed all over my Super Nintendo back in 95 or so when I was in the middle of Chrono Trigger! I'll never forget that shit.

I was gonna suggest peeing on the door yourself as well, but I felt that was probably either totally pointless, or farther than you'd wanna go!

 

    Yes a pissing contest with a cat. lol Let him know it's your territory right?

 

I have a better idea:
A opened can of tuna, with some rat poison inside.
     
It should work like a chram and you'll have your peace of mind

 

dog piss can be hosed off easily.
Sides, once he's done with the cat, I'd worry more bout the blood, but I digress.

 

A BB gun might work...

 

Clean up the spot the best you can then every day spray it with real citrus spray. Cats despise the citrus smell and it's a helluva lot cheaper then the cat repellant at the pet store.

 

I've used chili powder to train cats before. They absolutely hate it. It's a fine mist and gets into the air easilly and they can't stand the smell or the feel of it on their paws. Powder the area generously with it and the cat should make every effort to stay far away from your house.

 

I'd have fun watching you spend 6 years of your life in prison for poisoning a cat. I bet you'd enjoy all the large male penis in your anal cavity too. For poisoning a cat.

Animal cruelty isn't funny. Jerkass human cruelty is.

To the originator. Just plant moth balls around the door and in the dirt near it.

 

Instead of pissing on your own door, try taking a dump on it. There's no way that cat could match that  

 

I must admit, each time I see the title, I read "cat detergent" and I think "there's no way cat detergent would get my clothes clean."