Man, this is such a ripoff! I can't believe they charged me an extra $75 dollars for this! This is worse than that "Mystery Dinner Theater/Haunted Train Ride" from last year. The mystery bonus convention exclusive figure that you get for attending this sporting event better *SO* be worth it, or I'm not coming again to Ultramanpaloozafestorama ever again. Except maybe next year. But I swear, that's my last convention ever.
"And I would like to thank you all coming to Ultraman College, a division of Ringling Bros Clown College."