The scam of buying a Transformer, replacing it with another, and returning it has sunk to a new low...
"The time is at an ending for retched little diaper, and now you will witness - its dismemberment!" That is so cute, KA.
"Father, you are unwell. Your immature obsession with buying children's toys should have evaporated long before you had a child of your own, but I am that child, and I have been long enough in this world to see that it has not. I love you, but in my young innocence I hide shame and disappointment that will only grow as I mature." Or SUPREME LOLGEAR PRICE POINT REVEALED
Little girl:Unicron promised there was a puppy in here! Adult:You let unicron out oh god were ALL DOOMED! Little girl:GET ME MY PPPUUUUPPPYYY!!!!