Burger king offers people ro give up their ex for a whopper for Valentines Day

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  1. Venixion

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  2. prfctcellrulz

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    There’s probably people in bad relationships who would jump on that offer in a heartbeat.
     
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  3. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    Probably. Though you'd think this would be more a tactic of a dessert type business.
     
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  5. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    I'm sure some exs are at least worthy of a Red Robin burger. :lol :
     
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    I'm going to print out a picture of a hot model and take it in to see if it works.


    (it will of course be a male model)
     
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    If we're going by what they're worth, I have an ex or two for red Robin...

    I actually like Whoppers. ;) 
     
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  8. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    With all you can drink root beer of course to drown your sorrows and remember the good times.



    I like whoppers too.
     
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    Jokes on you! I never had a girlfriend!
     
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    I read somewhere that Hooters is giving out free wings to single people on Valentine's Day as well.
     
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  11. Venixion

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    Guess they're drummin up business. Get it? Chicken? Drumsticks?
     
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  12. Charlock

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    You win Valentine's day.
     
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    I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for 100 Whoppers.
     
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  14. galvatran

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    Did you give some thought to that or did you just wing it?


    That's a lot of Whoppers though...
     
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    Whoppers suck anyways. The ex did that for free!
     
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  16. Paladin

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    There's no way this doesn't end without a fistfight and/or restraining order.
     
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    Well now Popeye's can lighten their load of crazy people for a week.
     
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  18. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    I wouldn't dump my man for them either.


    :lolol 


    Right?


    Aw c'mon Galvs don't get saucy.
     
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    I'm just thinking of someone who takes pics of all of their Exes, or even people they dated and ends up getting 50 free whoppers.
    Same! *raises for high five*
    ….
    Come on man, we have to embrace the loneliness to avoid the insanity it brings.
    what about 101?
     
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