Bullshit Stories that People Told You

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  1. Drangleic

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    Anyone ever have someone lie their pants off to you in a laughable and ridiculous way?

    I was talking to this girl who told me that she was involved in a car accident with her previous boyfriend. She said his head was severed off and, I shit you not, the severed head told her to get out of the car because it was going to explode. I was trying so hard not to crack up as she's telling me this with a straight face.

    Needless to say that was the last time I spoke to her. Aaaaaaand moving right along...
     
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    One guy the rarest pokemon car ever but couldn't bring it at shcool he also had bioshock on the ps1
     
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    My grandmother swore up the kazoo that she saw a UFO, with a small little greenman inside of it. There were no windows or doors,you couldn't look into it and it was made of pure silver metal.

    We used to mess with her so much about this. "So you have X-ray vision now" "No, I don't!" "THEN HOW DID YOU SEE IT???"
     
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    My mom used to tell me that the Devil would come up and tickle my feet while I slept if I misbehaved.

    She would also threaten to get the Cucuy to get me. I was scared shitless of the Devil and Cucuy for a LONG time.
     
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    Parents trying to tell me that Santa Claus exists. Some things even kids can't believe.
     
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    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    The story of The Stork...
     
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    giphy.gif :lol 
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    So back in fourth grade I was talking about some Ghost Rider PS2 game, and this kid said "Oh, the one where you fight black Spider-Man?"

    Playground rumors are a bitch
     
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    To be fair, he was probably referring to System Shock, which was made by the same company and exists in the same universe as Bioshock. A series that started in 1994 and was definitely on ps1

    Screenshot_20191221-162259_Chrome.jpg
     
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    A kid looked me dead in the eye and told me he was a werewolf.

    I laughed then, but these days, I still keep a bit of silver next to my bed.

    Just in case.
     
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    Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me...
     
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    Clearly they weren't the sharpest tool in the shed.
     
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    Well she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
     
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    Well the years start coming and they dont stop coming
     
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    And they don't stop coming
    And they don't stop coming
    And they don't stop coming
    And they don't stop coming
     
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    How did we get onto Rockstar? I mean, it's better than Chumbawumba, but still...
     
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    Well, if the accident itself happened as she said it did, I would be willing to chalk the talking head thing up to shock. I mean it’s still obviously total nonsense but I’d understand the vector.
     
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    There was this one boy who told me his family donated a shark to the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. Bull$h!t! Sharks cannot be donated unless they are caught or bred in captivity!