Britney Spears gets obit prepared

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  1. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James The JUICE

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2008/01/18/2008-01-18_ap_prepares_britney_spears_obit.html

    I don't know weather to laugh or cry. It is os sad to see someone throw themselves away to cause an obituary to be made at such a young age

     
  2. pscoop

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    Wow that is pretty messed up. Although I do think she is doomed. DOOMED!
     
  3. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    If they want to print those obits, just get some paparazzi to follow her on a motorcycle through a tunnel. It's worked before.
     
  4. FreshDebesh

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    My cousin was telling me about some news report on Britney in which many believe she might have Bipolar Disorder. It totally fits her description.
     
  5. Omnius

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    The signs fit. I hope she gets the help she needs before it's too late.
     
  6. Prisoner1138

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    If she dies will Chris Croaker kill himself too?
     
  8. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Help her Tom Cruise! Use your witchcraft to get the crazy out of her!
     
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    Good God, I hope so.
     
  10. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Seconded, and good riddance to them both.
     
  11. DarkDranzer

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    Well, sad to say but I don't think this was totally unexpected. Britney's been going through a downward spiral now, she'll be a remarkable person if she's able to get through this dark time of hers but I'm skeptical about it, I've got a bad feeling that either this year or next year (if she doesn't get help) they will be posting up the obituaries for real.
     
  12. smkspy

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    The shit done got real.

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    (But not seriously thats fucked up)
     
  13. Bryan

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    This is non-event, even compared to most stories about Britney Spears. The AP regularly prepares obituaries for famous folks.
     
  14. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Just like my mom (she got diagnosed around 3 years ago but she's getting better).

    And yeah, Britney needs serious medical help before all hell breaks loose.
     
  15. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    "Just in case"!?

    The fuck man!? I know it's Britney but that's pretty friggin ******ed.
     
  16. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    This is kind of funny, but sad. That girl has been in a downward spiral... and the media isn't helping. I'd go psycho too if the paparazzi were stalking me EVERY second of the day.
     
  17. Eric

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    Thirded. That kid's become the bane of every Youtube celebrity's existence. Yeah, I hope the two die of a horrible death.

    Hey, let's make this interesting. Let's bet on HOW Britney will die, eh? ;)  My money's on suicide.
     
  18. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I'm thinking overdose, personally. Anna Nicole style.

    I used to see Chris Crocker's videos in the top viewed before he made that notorious vid, and I knew he was going to get famous... :banghead: 
     
  19. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lol  Let's hope so.
     
  20. Ra88

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    Anyone who complains that's ******ed, foul or sinister needs to learn how the media works.

    It's quite simple, really. Britney's fucked up, and there is a chance she'll end up dead. And media moves FAST, so they have to be prepared for it in case it happens. It's nothing new, every celebrity has several orbituary's prepared. Hell, it's not just orbituary's, it's with all kinds of possible news as well. Even Seibertron did it once with Toyfair, if I recall correctly. It's just part of the business.