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"if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, wed all have a merry Christmas"-Don Meredith
“He’s a fat fucking fat fuck.” - Bill Maher
"Good Morning mother f*****s."
- Kiryu Coco
also how Samuel Jackson greeted his parents when waking up
"That's not very nice, now is it? Actually... I'm not very nice either." -Porky Bot "Mother 3"
Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday?
Teenager: 22nd of February.
Nicholas Angel: What year?
Teenager: Every year.
Nicholas Angel: Get out!
- Hot Fuzz
“In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams.” -A wise Elbonian
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus.”
sorry, for posting this quote you have now been DMCA'd by nintendo.
And now "Goodbye motherfuckers"
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - Agent K, Men in Black
"Ro, this may sound harsh, but God does not want her to live." Paul Rudd's character in Achrmorman who I can never remember the name of
“1500 years ago, everybody KNEW the earth was the center of the Universe, 500 years ago, everybody KNEW the earth was flat, and 15 minutes ago, you knew that we were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know…tomorrow”
"That's enough, Mikey, you hand me that head... put up your arms and all your flippers"
-- Agent K, Men in Black
Such a quotable film
"Fassad's heart filled with hatred! Fassad is serious now!"
"Kira also fought only because he wanted to protect others! So why did he needs to be killed, and of all people... at the hands of a friend!? One kills because another is killed, then gets killed because he kills!! How the hell is that going to bring us peace!?"
Cagalli Yula Athha, Mobile Suit Gundam SEED
"So when Butterfree dies, you just murdered Jeremy, and his blood is on your hands"
-Alpharad, explaining the nickname rule for nuzlockes
"NOT HER!!! The Empress! You promised to destroy Lilandra!"
-Deathbird and Apocalypse
"God damn these electric sex pants!"- Douglas Reynholm, IT Crowd.
One of the best lines written for anything, ever
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