"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference. Wake up, Slayer. Wake up and smell the ashes." -Samuel Hayden, DOOM "Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done." -King Novik, DOOM Eternal "...and you will be their savior, your strength will be their shield and your will... their sword. You remain... unbroken... for your fight... is eternal." -King Novik, DOOM Eternal "It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." -Hachiman Hikigaya, Oregairu SNAFU “If wishes could be granted, if desires could be fulfilled, then I wouldn’t wish or desire for anything after all. The things you’re handed on a silver platter are never genuine, and never everlasting. And that is why I’ll always keep searching." -Hachiman Hikigaya, Oregairu SNAFU “What if, and this is strictly hypothetical, what if you could reload your save data to change your previous choice, like in a game? Would it change your life? The answer is a resounding no.” -Hachiman Hikigaya, Oregairu SNAFU “I think, if you want to improve yourself, you should challenge your own limits.” -Yukino Yukinoshita, Oregairu SNAFU “If all you’re good for is breathing in and out, then even an AC unit is more useful than you.” -Yukino Yukinoshita, Oregairu SNAFU “People aren’t all perfect. They’re weak, ugly, and they get jealous and try to bring others down. Oddly enough, the better you are, the harder it is to live. That’s why I’m going to change this world and the people in it…” -Yukino Yukinoshita
Or, for those that have seen multiple instances of the result of his "genius" "Oh, cock" -- James May
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars." -Samuel Hayden, some time before the Doom Slayer shoots a hole into the surface of Mars, DOOM Eternal "In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer." -The Doom Slayer Testament, DOOM(2016) "Guts....huge guts....kill them...must kill them all!" -Doomguy upon being found by the Sentinels, DOOM Eternal "There is only one dominant life form in this universe and it carries a steel-barrelled sword of vengeance." -DOOM Eternal
Study strategy over the years and achieve the spirit of the warrior. Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men. - Myamoto Musahi
"Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt." - Moe Szyslak, The Simpsons
“They’re eating her!..... And then they’re going to eat me! ......OH MY GODDDD!!!!” - Arnold, Troll 2
“Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.” - Miyamoto Musashi
