BEST LINES OR QUOTES IN ANYTHING

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  1. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    Jim Carrey doing an impression of Mick from the Rocky series while doing a skit with Jamie Foxx's character who is a poor excuse of a boxer with one tooth.

    Mick: C'mon, kid! I want you to eat a dollar and crap out 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel!
     
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    prfctcellrulz Pokémon Trainer/WWE Champion

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    “LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!!”
    -Fire Marshall Bill (Jim Carrey), “In Living Color”
     
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    Kamijou Touma ミサカ10032

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    From Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni. (In another world with my smartphone) Light Novel 12

    Obvious Iron Man reference
    What? Like some kind of power armor? Sounds like something a
    billionaire might build in a cave with a box of scraps... But I digress, did the
    Sage of Hours make something like this...?

    Another Transformers reference.
    It was possible, sure... but I wondered if the armored suit was the person
    he’d met. Perhaps it wasn’t a human in a suit, but a robot. There was a lot of
    potential for diversity out there, so a planet of machine lifeforms definitely
    wasn’t out of the realm of possibility. Some part of me hoped there was a
    world out there filled with robots in disguise that could transform into cars
    and other cool things... but I had a feeling I’d never encounter anything like
     
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    Autoclot Well-Known Member

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    "Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back."
    -- Vigo the Carpathian, just before his head died (via Ray Stantz)

    "Why am I drippings with goo?"
    -- Dr. Janosz Poha

    Ghostbusters II
     
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  5. Sixwing

    Sixwing You have chosen poorly

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    "Hyah!" - Link in Ocarina of Time.
     
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    prfctcellrulz Pokémon Trainer/WWE Champion

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    “What did you expect? ‘Welcome, sonny’? ‘Make yourself at home’? ‘Marry my daughter’? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.”
    -Waco Kid (Gene Wilder), “Blazing Saddles”
     
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  7. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    But why is the rum gone?

    Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
     
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    Meta777 Dr Pepper Fan

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    "Brute ships, staggered line. Shipmaster, they outnumber us three to one!"
    "Then it is an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides."

    Half-Jaw welcomes an overwhelming onslaught as casually as a cloudy day.
     
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  9. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    A riddle for the ages.
     
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    Sunstorm9119 "Ambitiose Sed Ineptum"

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    Venjix: I've waited so long for this moment! You are my creator. I owe my being to you.
    Dr. K: You're not a being! You're a stream of electrons moving at light speed through a labyrinth of copper, silicon, and titanium—complete with devastating flaws.
    Venjix: If I have flaws, it is only because of your programming!
    Dr. K: I've made errors. But I've also learned that even the most flawed human is better than the most perfect machine..
    Power Rangers RPM
     
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  11. TheWarPathGuy

    TheWarPathGuy Tougher than Leather.

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    Pac-Man World 3

    Orson: "I am detecting a large amount of sector energy nearby!"

    Pac-Man: "Details of my sector's energy is between me and Ms. Pac, thank you very much!"


    This line is funny for too many reasons
    1. Pac-Man brought it up for no reason.
    2. Pac-Man is a deadpan snarker.
    3. Pac-Man tells sex jokes.
    I wish Pac-Man could be potrayed how Pac-Man World 3 potrayed him
     
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    Sidewings Victim Of Boredom 2

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    Gotta love RPM. This season was great.
     
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    prfctcellrulz Pokémon Trainer/WWE Champion

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    “Attention! As you are no doubt aware, the Principal Office is now under my complete control. You're probably looking forward to one of my erudite speeches about me, Megaframe, the new viral dawn, et cetera et cetera. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. There is no grand scheme here. This is about revenge. Viruses are predatory by design, and it is time for me to follow my function. Prepare yourselves... for the hunt!"
    -Megabyte’s cliffhanger, ReBoot, Season 4, episode 8, “Crouching Binome, Hidden Virus” (Final episode)
     
  14. TheWarPathGuy

    TheWarPathGuy Tougher than Leather.

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    Wakko from Animaniacs when he sees something that interests him

    "Faboo!"
     
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  15. TheWarPathGuy

    TheWarPathGuy Tougher than Leather.

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    Starscream: "I now lead the Decepticons."

    Shockwave: "WHAT?!"

    I like how surprised he was lol
     
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  16. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    "This tale is set in Gold Rush days, when the place to be was the Yukon. Because wool and meat were so vital, sheep became very valuable. One of the wealthiest women in town was a tough old lady named Beatrice, who had moved there from Boston but had become so acclimated that everyone called her Yukoned Bea.

    Bea owned 26 sheep, which she named for the letters of the alphabet. Ewe A, Ewe B, and so on. Bea ran the only hotel in town, but she was opposed to drinking, and wouldn't rent rooms to any man who had a hint of alcohol on his breath.

    This didn't sit well with the local saloon-keepers, Hiram Lovedaw and Hubert Loff, so they bet Bea that one of them could invent a drink that even her sharp nose couldn't detect. The winner would get her best sheep, Ewe F. She agreed, and they went to work.

    Lovedaw's drink was called Blue Lightning, and Loff called his Mountain Dew (this was long before the carbonated beverage of the same name). The day of the competition arrived, and Lovedaw went first. He took a long swig of Blue Lightning. Bea smelled his breath, and announced that she couldn't detect a thing.

    The it was Loff's turn, and Lovedaw was hoping that his friend would fail. Do you know why?"

    "If Yukoned Bea whiffed Dew on Hugh Loff, Lovedaw won Ewe F."
     
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  17. YellowCorvette

    YellowCorvette Average Core Gundam enjoyer

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    ".... but I'm warning all of you now as the most experienced fighter around, I'll be waiting there for all of you, waiting to crush you... I will finally be the ultimate champion; The Undefeated of the East, West, South, North and centre, I'll become SUPER ASIA and be champion of all!! Hahahahahaha....!!"

    - Master Asia, Mobile Fighter G Gundam
     
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    marvel b Bearer of the Matrix of Smash

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    chromagil, from TFS at the table. Grant's new character in their DnD run. he is a giant mushroom man that spent his life standing with his brethren until the recent tragedy. chromagil's people identify others on appearance, like Wake being Blueskin and a giant purple triceratops lady as "strong purple". he tries to adapt to the "fleshwalker's culture" of names but struggles.

    Chromagil: thank you for understanding, blueski-..uh... wak… wake!
    wake: you can call me Blueskin if that makes you more comfortable.
    chromagil: Okay, Blueskin....these mixed messages are difficult. so many complex emotions! Just be hungry or dead!
    *everyone starts laughing OoC*
    grant: *OoC* he is a simple man with simple desires. as true neutral as you're going to find
     
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  19. prfctcellrulz

    prfctcellrulz Pokémon Trainer/WWE Champion

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    Not gonna lie, G Gundam is my absolute favorite Gundam series.
     
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  20. YellowCorvette

    YellowCorvette Average Core Gundam enjoyer

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    Some more Mobile Fighter G Gundam goodness:

    "This ability to self recover, allowing the deceased Dahall and his Gundam to keep on resurrecting..... I'm positive, this guy has aquired abilities of the Devil Gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!"

    - Domon Kasshu, Mobile Fighter G Gundam
     
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