BEST LINES OR QUOTES IN ANYTHING

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  1. TheWarPathGuy

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    Rather it be funny, stupid or badass. There is probably is quite or saying from a tv, video game, or book you enjoy saying.
    This thread is so epic in fact that I placed it here.

    Rules:
    You must label the character who said the quote.
    If it's from a tv show list the season and episode. (Not a mandatory rule, but people should like to watch it on loop.)
    List the situation their in.

    I'll get us started.
     
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    Marvel Ultimate Alliance Deadpool Quotes
    Deadpool: I am low on power... But rich with vitamin C! (If the player tries to use a ability with no energy.)

    Deadpool: Like that? My grandma thought me. (After defeating enemies.)

    Deadpool: Somebody take a picture!
    (After confirming in the hero select screen.)
     
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    Miami Vice, season 3, El Viejo. Conversation between undercover Crockett and henchman Rickles.
    Crockett: "Know what I like about you Rickles?"
    Rickles: "What?"
    Crockett: "Not a damn thing."
     
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    Sonic quotes

    Sonic: AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENING (sonic adventure)

    Sonic: Hey you big drip, where you going? (Also sonic adventure)

    Knuckles: Oh no!

    Tails: Look at all those eggman robots (sonic heroes and a obvious mistranslation.)

    Shadow: Damnit (shadow the hedgehog. In response to getting hit.)
     
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    I always wondered where that originated from.
     
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    "nice watch, too bad you won't be able to tell the time once I break it.

    I'm acutally talking about your face."

    Jotaro Kujo, JJBA season 3 episode 24.
     
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    1:24 I originally heard it on NCIS when Dinozzo was captured when they went to find Ziva, so I had to find the original movie he got the quote from . Not only then, but a couple of times in that episodes he quotes Spencer Tracy in this movies Not only was Spencer Tracy a bad-@ss he then proceeded to lay on the whoop-@ss.
     
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    " I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick asses and i am all out of Bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper They Live.
    " Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty for tonight, We dine in hell!" King Leonidas The 300
    " My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Maximus Gladiator
     
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    Star Trek:

    Undiscovered Country:

    McCoy, listening to Chang's angry prattling: I'd give real money if he'd shut up

    Kirk, diving onto the Federation President to protect him: Kirk, Enterprise

    Spock, after being ordered back to spacedock to be decommissioned: If I were human, I believe my response would be... "go to hell"... if I were human

    Sulu, trying to locate a cloaked vessel: Target that explosion and fire!


    First Contact:

    (conversation, crew listening to the battle with the Borg)
    Picard: I'm about to commit a direct violation of our orders. If any of you wish to object should do so now, it will be noted in my log
    Data: Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here, Sir, when I say... to hell with our orders...



    Doctor Who:

    (conversation from the opening of S6E7 A Good Man Goes To War, following an incursion onto a space station)
    Rory: I have a message and a question. A message form The Doctor and a question from me. Where... is... my... wife?! Oh, don't give me those blank looks... the twelfth Cyber Legion monitors this entire quadrant... you hear everything... so you tell me what I need to know... you tell me now and I'll be on my way...
    Cyberman: What is The Doctor's message?
    [Space station explodes in background]
    Rory: Would you like me to repeat the question?



    Assassin's Creed Syndicate:

    (near the beginning, when Jacob is describing the gang he wants to start)
    Jacob: I see what you're saying, Evie. We need the Rooks.
    Evie (with almost audible eye roll): You are not starting a gang called the Rooks.
     
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    A variety of different lines

    I got sunburnt by the moon - (sonic boom muckfoot)

    Time to kick as and chew gum. I'm all outta gum. (Duke nukem)

    Time to kick some bad guy booty. (Spider-Man marvel ultimate alliance)

    You don't even look like a bandicoot! (N.gin crash of the titans.)

    Most of the skylander's catchphrases.
     
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    Tombstone (1993)

    "I'm your huckleberry."

    -Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.
     
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    Marvel's Avengers: Infinity War


    Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?

    Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

    Peter Quill: I'm muscular.

    Rocket Raccoon: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.

    Peter Quill: Yeah, right.

    Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.

    Peter Quill: What?

    [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]



     
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    “I mean to beat you to death and drink your blood from a boot!”

    Jack Reacher
     
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    "None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME."
    ~Rorshach

    "All I have in this world is my balls and my word. And I don't break 'em for no one."
    ~Tony Montana
     
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    these are just a few on the top of my head....

    Funny

    Ruby Rose, Rwby Chibi
    *Ruby opens one of Blake's books, folds out*
    "Now THAT'S a katana!"

    - Caboose, RvB (Really, he has too many)
    *Caboose tries to unleash anger*
    "I am Michael J Caboose, and I. Hate. Babies!!!"

    - chef's dad, South Park
    *talking about the Lock ness monster*
    "I need about tree fiddy"

    awesome/Bada**

    -Tony Stark, Spiderman homecoming
    *Spider man argues to keep the suit that was made, says he's nothing without it*
    "If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it"

    - Allmight, My Hero Academia
    *Allmight reverts to his Skinny form, facing off against All-for-One*
    "Even as my body rots and grows frail, even as you show my weakened state, in my heart I remain The Symbol of Peace, and there's nothing you can do to take that from me!"

    Tapion, Dragon ball Z, wrath of the dragon
    *Tapion plays his song to contain Hiirudegarn inside of him, so he can end the chaos*
    "For too long, you've fed on the misery of others, you've stolen everything from me precious and dear. but no more. this ends now...."

    F*** up

    - Broly, Dragon Ball Z: Broly, the Legendary super Saiyan
    *after the Roshi skit, Broly looks over at the aliens he and his father enslaved. *
    "Ah, look. The little Slaves decided to be brave. I noticed that you love to look into the sky at your silly old planet. you're probably dreaming to go back there some day...BUT IT'S JUST A DREAM!!!. *tosses Ki blast to blow up planet, looks back to see the cry* oops, did I just blow it up? AHAHAHAHAHAAA" -
     
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    Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.
    [Warning shots almost hit Vespa's Benz]
    Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
    Gunner: [lifts helmet, revealing that he's cross-eyed] Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!
    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Major Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin. [Major Asshole is also cross-eyed]
    Dark Helmet: [to Sandurz] Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
    Dark Helmet: How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
    [the entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand, except for one person]
    Bridge Crew: YO!
    Dark Helmet
    (looking around): I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. [Closes helmet] Keep firing, Assholes!
    from Spaceballs, love that part
     
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