Best. Hotel. Ever. (Hotel to have sex toy minibar)

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  1. Bendimus Prime, Mar 20, 2008
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    Bendimus Prime

    Bendimus Prime Rolls for initiative

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    Source:http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23394333-5012777,00.html
    :lol 
     
  2. Optimus, Mar 20, 2008
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    Words can not describe how hard I LOL'd.
     
  3. wheeljaxx, Mar 20, 2008
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    i have all the stuff in the special kit anyway....
     
  4. BarBoBot, Mar 20, 2008
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    Lubricating gel: $2.50

    massage oil: $4.00

    2 condoms: $2.00

    STD from used vibrator ring: priceless
     
  5. MegaPrime33, Mar 20, 2008
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    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist

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    If the macadamia nuts are like 85 cents per nut, I'd hate to see how much the condom is.
     
  6. The_Bardock, Mar 20, 2008
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    The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    They have better ones in japan anyway
     
  7. Razorclaw, Mar 20, 2008
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    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    :lol 
     
  8. Razerwire, Mar 20, 2008
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    I can already see the diseases spreading.
     
  9. Deceptikitty, Mar 20, 2008
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    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Hot.
     
  10. RHansen, Mar 20, 2008
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    they wouldn't be reused man
     
  11. BarBoBot, Mar 20, 2008
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    Your probably right...I still wouldn't touch the thing
     
  12. CdnShockwave, Mar 20, 2008
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    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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  13. Wreckgar, Mar 20, 2008
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    Wait, thos edon't exist yet? I thought someone would have started this up already.
     
  14. jdre_124, Mar 20, 2008
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    jdre_124 Super Dick

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  15. Soundwave84, Mar 20, 2008
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    yeah i bet you get to keep them man! that is the hottest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. TheIncredibleHulk, Mar 21, 2008
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  17. KA, Mar 21, 2008
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    man, only white people use sex toys man.

    the rest of the world, we just bang the shit out of our women.
     
  18. Glitcher, Mar 21, 2008
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    *books a weekend*
     
  19. My03Tundra, Mar 21, 2008
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    "Yes, front desk? I'd like to have room service. I'd like a side of claumidia with some syphilis to go with it. Thanks!"
     
  20. Chaos Muffin, Mar 21, 2008
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    Some of us been with the same chick for so long we get a little tired of it lol

    "cmon baby, do me like a man"

    "im tired, here catch *throws deeldo*

    Im going to go eat a sandwich, tally ho
     
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