bear loose in ohio

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  1. optimusprime42

    optimusprime42 Autobot Leader

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  2. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    I'm pretty sure most bears are loose.
     
  3. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    I hear they shit in the woods too
     
  4. Macross7

    Macross7 Well-Known Member

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    How does its intelligence compare to the average bear?
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    Depends on the size of the picnic basket
     
  6. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    is it riding a tricycle?
     
  7. KnightHawkke

    KnightHawkke Flynn Lives

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    I hope they at least try to capture it with tranqs and don't just out right kill it.
     
  8. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm not sure why the bear's sexual proclivities changed once it crossed the river.
     
  9. King Kaiser

    King Kaiser BEARS!!!!

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    I live in Ohio. Wonder if I will see Yogi Bear in my front lawn.
     
  10. jestermon

    jestermon Well-Known Member

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    I'm not from Ohio but I would figure they were still woods around those lakes some where?
     
  11. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    hello, Mr. Bear. i see you left the safty of the forest to suburbia. i got a gift for you. i will make you feel good.

    (fires a tranquilizer at the bear's ass)

    Bear: roar! grunt! long groan. (passes out)
    translation: Ow! what the helllooooo... whoa, this is some goooood shit. (passes out)
     
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    what? Switch to poodle love :) 
     
  13. doomtron

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    Sounds like fun :) 
     
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    cryotek Criminal Overlord

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    Not if they are in a zoo.
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Did he go over the mountain?
     
  16. Eric

    Eric Well-Known Member

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    This is going to be unbearable.

    ...Pun intended. Couldn't resist.
     
  17. Noideaforaname

    Noideaforaname Pico, let's go up to Zuma

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    We had a bear "loose" here last year, someone even made a twitter account for it!

    This is exactly what happened with our bear. It wandered around for a few days out away from people and didn't do much of anything, but once it got "close enough" the authorities tranquilized it and released it back into the wild.
     
  18. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I like how you paws for effect.
     
  19. Lt. Faceless

    Lt. Faceless I'm a puppet

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    Maybe being from NC doesn't help,but we have loose bears around here(the last sighting was 30 min. for me.
     
  20. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Bring me a gun and two slices of buttered bread. It's sammich time!
    You just described my sexual technique.