Bayformer Fan Watches G1 & TF:Movie! [BLOG]

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    S2:E22 - The Immobilizer - 4/24/15!


    "The Wheeljack Instant Immobilizer", I wonder what that thing does?

    Ironhide didn't get the memo. He's blasting like a fool.

    He buried Wheeljack and is whining about his eyes?

    They just sell Polarizers in town. No big deal.

    Why does Bee need a running start to transformer?

    ARCADE!

    Did this girl really just call Bumblebee a "Cute Autobot"...

    CARLY! CARRRRLLLLLLYYYYYYYY!

    Oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with her arm when she was getting in the car, it was all bent out of shape.

    Lmfao. The officers face as he's pulling up.

    The Autobots are much more open about themselves in the world as opposed to the movies.

    Why was Ravage just dumpster diving?

    The speeding laws apply to giant robots...

    The Decepticons are a bunch of damn voyeurs.

    That was the longest transformation segment in the show so far. The noise was actually pretty damn annoying when it was being spammed.

    Wheeljack warns that he isn't sure it's stable so they can go to safer ground to test it. Why didn't he do that in the first place?

    Uhhh, do what now? He just stopped a waterfall.

    Did it turn it into Ice?

    Good job, Buckethead.

    Wheeljack just saw a basilisk.

    Are you serious, Optimus? Wheeljack just got frozen and you're more worried about the weapon getting into the cons hands? You're back to being a shitty leader in my book.

    Ironhide, many things are your fault, this is not one of those things. You left your post for five seconds because you thought it was a con. Relax, buddy.

    Optimus and Megatron are like two five year olds fighting over their favorite toy.

    There goes Starscream being a dick again. Megatron is actually just staring and silent for once.

    Another Autobot just super manned up to catch Starscream, you all lied to me... More than just cons can do it. :p 

    Carly's arms are freaking me the fuck out man.

    "I'll put a stop to this!", without a finger on the trigger you're pretty useless Tron.

    Yes, Carly, yes. It is all your fault. You stupid ittle human.

    Starscream really just said "A decepticon never retreats!" Dude, that's all you guys do.

    How convenient, the water changed back at exactly the right time.

    Apparently, "Rust in peace" is the funniest shit any of the Autobots have ever heard.

    Now Optimus is worried about Wheeljack more than chasing the cons... Despite the fact that they have the immobilizer now. This dude's so damn back and forth.

    What a anti-climatic resignation... Ironhide's being a bum.

    How the hell did Carly know about the con's hide out?

    What is it that makes drawing the Autobot and Decepticon emblems so difficult back in the 80's? On nearly every bot they're just skewed to shit.

    Carly's a twin agent... I guarantee it.

    Nope. I was wrong. She's just a bum with scuba gear who wants to blow shit up.

    Oh my shit. That shriek. Jesus fuck.

    The part of the con's HQ that comes out of the water reminds me of a sentinel from the X-Men.

    "Help me, Iron Hide Kenobi. You're my only hope..." - Carly.

    Ironhide has a jet back? Once again... new powers you never see again every single episode.

    Breech and clear! BREECH AND CLEAR!

    That's horrifying... Drowning is my second biggest fear beside being buried alive...

    How did they not notice Ironhide swooping her up?

    Uh-oh. Carly and Spike about to do some lovin'.

    Ironhide just got stoned.

    Wheeljack just needs to quit inventing shit at this point.

    "Now I, Starscream lead! AND I SAY ATTACK!" - How many times does this dude try to claim leadership of the cons? I mean, c'mon man. Every. Single. Chance.

    Oh snap. Dude's are dropping left and right.

    That was Sideswipe? I still have issues telling...

    Dig-dug scene!

    Huh, I guess I was wrong. Jazz just used his shockwave ability again. The lights are ridiculous.

    This is pretty awesome actually.

    Why the hell would Bay pick Jazz to kill off first in the films? Couldn't he have taken... like... I dunno', I liked them all...

    Speaking of movie characters... Anyone know what happened to Jolt? You barely saw the dude but I loved him...

    Wow, why would you do that Ironhide. You could have just ended the war by immobilizing all the cons. You're just silly.

    Annnnnd, Ironhide re-enlists.

    That's selfish, Carly. That's selfish.

    The Ion Flow? Do what now...

    "A chocolate Soda." Ew, what the fuck? You serious? A chocolate soda? Was that a think in the 80's or are they talking about... like... a yoo-hoo or something?

    Annnnnd Carly's driving Spike off away from the sunset with that beautiful mane blowing in the wind. It doesn't get much more 80's than that!

    Another episode in the bag! It seems to follow a similar pattern to the last episode where they try to limit the amount of characters on screen and focus on one or two bots as the main characters such as Ironhide in this one and Mirage/Cliffjumper in the last. I like it. It's getting me more acquainted with the characters.

    I also learned that Carly is into Mechanophilia.

    Thanks for joining me this week guys and girls! I've had a lot of fun doing the episodes and we even managed to hit 40,000 thread views! I'll catch ya' the same time next week for episode 22: "The Autobot Run"!
     
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    S2:E23 - The Autobot Run- 4/27/15!


    Is this Speed racer?

    Hey, Xavier showed up.

    What a stiff. Lighten up and have some adventure, Bumblebee.

    "Transfixatron" - I wonder what that does.

    Scrappers voice sounds different. No effects added.

    Starscream... I'm not in the mood for your shit. The new "Love him or hate him" thread is about you and I'm one of the only two to hate you so far.

    Huh, Starscream's getting bitch made.

    Tron called his own contraption idiotic?

    Starscream's stuck as a jet? I'm having flashbacks to Tobias from the Animorphs.

    Starscream is literally crying to Megatron. Like, literally crying. What a puss. How can anyone respect him?

    Where are the cons at anyway? It's some old west looking town.

    Who the hells the big yellow guy behind Ironhide? I don't think I've ever seen him? Or is that sunstreaker and I'm just blanking out?

    That's a lot of Autobots.

    "HEY! WHERE ARE THEIR CARS!?"

    "Yuck! *sniff* some people are in for a surprise!"

    Oh snap, Jazz is kicking it.

    Now I'm having Wacky Races flash backs.

    Scrapper's jacking the air off.

    The cons have teleportation abilities now.

    None of the bots noticed the giant beam hitting them?

    Oh, no worries. It's just an energy evaporation from all the speed, uh, maybe.

    That was a horrible one liner, Tron.

    How is Mirage not dusting these guys? He's an F1 car...

    Optimus is in dead last.

    This was a one lap race?

    They didn't even name a real winner? Really?

    Ironhide's a groovy van.

    Who is Windcharger? I feel like I'm forgetting more and more of these bots...

    Woooooah. What the fuck.

    Shockwave is with the cons.

    Like, actually on earth.

    He landed beside Megatron and is actually there.

    What the fuck? I've never seen him off Cybertron...

    Wait, now he's gone? It's just the jets and tron. Where the hell did he go so quick?

    Optimus is melting.

    Something the cons did actually worked.

    Buckethead, Goggles, Ratchet, Bumblebee and Wheeljack are all still able to transform and such.

    They're back at the Lucky Luke town.

    The concons seem to be the only group of cons who can properly do their job.

    Hound just shot off a hologram of something.

    How could you not hear the sound of his transmission?

    Megatron just got a brick of cocaine out of the machine.

    Bye, Ironhide!

    I can't believe how fast you put it together either Wheeljack! Like... one minute or something.

    Googles is almost as much of a bitch as Starscream. He just doesn't try to take the lead, he knows his place as a coward. I respect him for that.

    Ironhide just lost his muffler to the claw machine.

    One of the signs on the shops just says "Cow".

    There goes RC again sweeping through legs and stuff.

    Optimus just smashed the claw machine without an astro second to spare.

    I'm not sure how Ironhide managed to fall beside it instead of into it.

    The animations just looked like Spike got shot in the head.

    Wheeljacks running is also hilarious.

    Instead of dodging, he just called out the missile and takes the hit.

    WHAT THE FUCK!?

    XAVIER JUST STOOD THE FUCK UP TO CATCH THE GRENADE!?!

    Whoever the fuck said he wasn't really disabled in a reply to this thread, we're you bullshitting or is this fool really playing everyone?

    Why didn't Megatron just bring the untransformablethingamajig with him to refreeze them once the grenade went off?

    This is the third time Devastator has popped up in Season 2 this far.

    He just owned Cliffjumper.

    He's actually stomping them all.

    He tossed them into two shops but spared the glass shop. What a nice guy.

    So, the transfixerthing has been there the whole time. Unsupervised.

    The cons deserve whatever the hell they get for being so damn stupid.

    Annnnd now there's a pile of tonka trucks sitting on the ground.

    Another episode ending with the cons running away.

    Surprise thug beating of inanimate objects with Ironhide and dingdong who's name I can't recall and complaining by Ratchet!

    Well, that's it for disc one of part one of Season 2. Which means I'm 1/4th of the way to be half way through the season! Whoo!

    See you guys and girls tomorrow for another exciting episode of... the Transformers!
     
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    S2:E24 - Atlantis, Arise! - 4/28/15!


    So, the cons literally found Atlantis. That was quick.

    They're on their way to get the energy from the city. I'd bet money the bots are going to figure out somehow...

    Jet's can fly under water now.

    What the fuck? Piccolo is in this show?

    He communicates telepathically yet his mouth is moving.

    Starscream got shot in the first three minutes.

    The Decepticons are fighting Namekians. Seem legit.

    Alvin and the chipmunks are in this episode as well.

    Why? Why would you openly state your plan to rob a fool, in front of the fool?

    Spike got buff as hell and is playing football against a dinosaur.

    They built a football field in the middle of the desert near the STILL crashed ark.

    Once again, smaller cast of four-five Autobots.

    Hound is a boat now.

    They're all boats now.

    Now they're submarines.

    That fish had a very surprised expression.

    Spike is looking good in that speedo. I wish I had one.

    Spike's speaking clearly with his breather thing in his mouth.

    Buckethead just speared Scream with a trident.

    Wheeljack sacrificed himself to save his friends. What a champion. But it's going to cost him his function cycle.

    Well that's not sketchy at all.

    Well, Piccolo is as big of a back stabber as TronCon.

    "There they are! Blast'em!" I love the Star Wars references. (Yes, I know "It's them! Blast'em!"

    Do they? Do they say that?

    Bumblebee is out of breath. Sounds about right. Giant machines. Lungs.

    Oh hey, Starscream's being useful and hanging back to figure out what's going on.

    No autobot emblems on any of the bots rolling together at the moment.

    This is some War of the Worlds shit.

    TronCon just slapped this dudes pride right out of his head and turned him bitch made.

    Hey, it's the plot of the Simpson's Movie.

    Prowl and Hound are moon walking across the pond.

    Laserbeak down! Laserbeak down!

    How does Spike keep getting changed into that boss speedo so quickly?

    Piccolo had knowledge of magnets at the bottom of the ocean.

    Never mind, Starscream's no longer being useful.

    Did I mention that I really hate Starscream?

    He just got owned by Bumblebee.

    I have no idea what the hell Wheeljack is saying right now.

    Thundercracker got singled out.

    Oh hey, Optimus Prime is disabled... again... for like the fifth time this season.

    This entire alliance is like a sith relationship.

    DINAHBOTS!

    Grimlock, Snarl and Sludge are the only ones going? Why leave the other two?

    "We shall soon give them their just desserts." - I've never understood that expression.

    Megatron just took the Lincoln Throne. Didn't that happen in Dark of the Moon but it was Sentinal?

    #Dinobots just don't give a fuck.

    The Stegosaurus just tail whipped a missile back to the enemy.

    Grimlock can take shots like a champion. He's the man.

    Uh-oh, Piccolo coming to stomp that ass.

    Sike. Starscream actually saved TronCon. Imagine, just for a moment, being in debt to that guy.

    Grimlock's going ham man. He's much more rad in this episode than he was in all of Season One.

    Of course the Triceratops has stone mending laser breath.

    Why did it just show Ironhide there? I don't think I ever saw him in this episode before this very point.

    Uh-oh, the normandy.

    That made no sense Optimus. None at all. But at least your trailer was useful in helping those that can't turn into boats.

    Oh snap, Godzilla SMASH!

    They're literally just smashing everything.

    Piccolo is wanting to blow up his entire city to kill everyone. Definitely a sith.

    RANDAL!

    It's official. Grimlock is my favorite.

    The lost city of Atlantis is literally exploding.

    How does Spike know Piccolo is gone? He was buried in the ruble but you never see him escape?

    Welp, that's it for that episode. If you enjoyed the post, be sure to toss the thread a rate and share it with your friends! I'll catch you all tomorrow for Episode 24: Day Of The Machines!
     
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    S2:E25 - Day Of The Machines - 4/29/15!


    Alright. Morning time Transformers. Le'go.

    I love in the opening sequence one of the concons big part is scooping up some rubble.

    The turrets on the roof look like Decepticon turrets.

    Hey, Soundwave is a boom box.

    He's being man handled by a human.

    lol. No way. Megatron was in a guitar case. This is silly.

    Look at that pretty moon.

    It's great to see so many beautiful war tanks in the moonlight.

    No one heard them blowing a hole in the roof?

    Uh, what?

    That computer has a odd face, goofy voice and Megatron's head penis in it's body.

    Dork just tried to blast Soundwave. That's not cool.

    That computers the first machine that can make other machines? You guys didn't have assemble line bots in the 80's?

    The viziphone... How boss.

    This seems to be the first episode in a while where Megatron is after conquest of the earth and not energy. He's building an entire army.

    Nevermind. The tankers have energy on them.

    How does Doctor Gates know Optimus?

    What the hell is with Hound's chest? His engines on the outside?

    That's a lot of tanks.

    Good grief, Charlie Brown.

    Why do the human vehicles fire plasma lasers?

    Optimus' is letting his voice slip in these call outs. He sounds like Ironhide.

    Hey, another Dino Bot episode. Grimlock wasn't lying about Prime only calling them when they were getting owned.

    OPTIMUS PRIME! YOU CALL ME, GRIMLOCK AND OTHER DINOBOTS!?

    Damn right, Grimlock. You the real MVP.

    Someone in the thread pointed out that all of the bots an cons names had to do with what they do... What is Grimlock named for?

    Going down?

    Optimus, how do you know it was TronCon? Rude. Always assumin'.

    Hound's chest still has his engine on the outside. Has it always been like this and I just never noticed?

    Combat landing Skyfire for days.

    HUHGUOOGOOO GETUM GUWAHYS!

    Hound just called that fool greasy.

    Beaky bird brain, what'chu know about it?

    A lot of these bots have Soundwaves design...

    I'm still not sure who that red bot is. I think it's Sideswipe but it's hard to tell...

    Ironhide's taking shots like a champion.

    These one liners are fucking horrible and every single autobot is reciting them... every. single. one.

    Skyfire why do you need weapons? You're a freaking titan!

    Oh my god. That's a big old spider bot.

    Whattya' know, Optimus got owned and turned useless - AGAIN.

    Scratch that. He did something legit.

    OPTIMUS SMASH!

    That seems to be the A+ way to take care of things in this show. Super high tech computer giving you shit? Punch it. Giant force field surrounding an entire city? Punch it.

    Where is Carly and Xavier during all of this?

    "Put a smile on our lip components!" - Uh, alright.

    Frenzy has balls of steel. He's super tiny and just ran after Skyfire like it was nothing.

    Thanks for the pleasant observation Soundwave.

    See what happens TronCon? When you don't execute - THEY ALWAYS OUTPLAY YOU! Chop some heads and this war is yours.

    Well now you feel like a jackass.

    Let me guess, "DECEPTICONS RETREEEATTTT!?!?!!!!?EJD*J#*D*J!"

    Nope. He's going to try and explode it first.

    Oh, there it is. Fall back! Blahblahblah.

    Was there always a big red self-destruct button on everything in the 80s?

    Good on you Optimus, good on you. Taking care of your friends.

    Also, where do I get an awesome boat like that?

    Yeah let's uh, let's leave dork alone for a while.

    lol. Way to offend the giant Autobots you idiot.

    WAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    FACT: 90% of endings in the G1 Transformers ends with the good guys laughing at some horrible pun or joke.

    Well, that's it for today. Feels weird. I'm used to running these things at like 3-4 PM not 11 AM. Regardless, it's been fun and I'll see you lot tomorrow for another exciting episode of Bad Puns and Voice Acting!
     
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    S2:E26 - Enter The Nightbird - 4/30/15!


    All the bots are putting in new sensors... but they stick out like a sore thumb?

    DR. Fujifuj!

    Uh-oh, Optimus is aroused.

    That's rude Wheeljack. Those fools that were blasting you last episode were man made and they wren't no "wind-up toys".

    That's a huge robot if it's bigger than Optimus Prime.

    Damn, it looks like a Decepticon.

    Female Ninja Robot? So, bots do have genders then.

    "What is a ninja?" Word.

    NINJAHS!

    She looks awesome especially with those nun-chucks.

    Welp, this guy said she isn't made for battle or assassinations. I'm gonna' go ahead and say she is.

    Randal! Frenzy!

    Frenzy's got those akimbos. Too bad he can't hit anything.

    I don't think I've ever seen Megatron use a door. He just busts through walls like the Kool-aid man.

    Good shit, Mirage.

    "HUUUHHHHEELLLP! Thuhh GURDURS GHAVE ME PInnnnEND!"

    "GLOPTIMUS! LUK OOUUUUT!"

    The Decepticon's got a new base and it has an awesome looking statue outside. Not very secretive though since you know it's their emblem.

    Of course that base is temporary, all yours get blown up.

    Is that Bombshell working on the ninjacon? I thought Scrapper did that stuff.

    Oh snap. Starscream just got dropped by that earthling play puppet, bro.

    She doesn't sound very feminine.

    Oh wait, that was still Soundwave. Her eyes were just flashing to his voice.

    It couldn't be forseen? You do realize that the cons show up every episode, right?

    Buckethead, you better accept that heroes help. (Mirage is love)

    Woah, weird animation glitch. The ninja bot just walked through a mountain or something.

    She's right above you and you guys really need to learn to keep your plans quiet instead of speaking so loudly.

    ... Prowl just said "WHEEL have to find her!" - Got it. So funny. Haha. Hardy har.

    "World Energy Source", why the hell would you label something so significant so clearly?

    LOL! Mirage just got karate chopped in the throat.

    Oh snap, she's got them buzzsaw hands son!

    That's probably the most brutal weapon I've seen in the show so far.

    My girl was playing Robotopossum!

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    You've got to be shitting me.

    She literally has a lightsaber.

    It's the exact same sound effects and all.

    How was this not a law suit!?

    I love it. I absolutely fucking love it.

    Optimus just got himself a ninja lightsaber.

    Yup, that was bombshell. I'd like to see him put a hurtin' on Starscream.

    Megatron just called my boo hot. I'm jelly.

    He's also threatening to replace his boobear Starscream with her. #Drama

    You're telling me a single power chip controls ALL of the power on Earth? Really? Reeeeally?

    Because Verizon sucks out here. That's why you aren't getting any signals.

    Now she's using the force to pull her lightsaber back. I like this ninja bot. I like her a lot. If they ever made a figure for her - I. FUCKING. NEED IT!

    I love that Cliffjumper is the only bot who couldn't jump up the cliff.

    Why is she running from them? Disabling them? Since Megatron has control shouldn't she be destroying them all?

    NOOOO! THEY SHOT MY BOO!

    lol. She jammed it alright.

    Jazz's sweet tunes again.

    Except they just got messed up.

    It's sad to see such a loving relationship fall apart like this. I thought MegaScream had something special.

    Quick question: Why were the seekers so quick to turn on Starscream? I thought he was the leader of that... erm, subdivision?

    Did you guys know Bombshell was starting to BUG Buckethead? Get it? Bug? Cause he's a bug... almost like an insect.

    What's with the bots and cons shooting missiles that don't explode in this episode?

    This NinjaCon should have been a character in Mortal Kombat.

    This is crazy to see the cons actually after Starscream like this. They did it in the first season but not to this degree.

    She was returned without a scratch despite being shot like crazy?

    NOOOO! DON'T LOCK UP MY BOO!

    What the fuck? How did she just make a facial expression?

    Well, that's it for today's episode. I've got to say, I liked it a lot. Nightbird was a really cool character and I would really like a figure of her. I'm just curious as to why they never gave her a voice?

    Also, I know quite a few of you reading this are near daily readers. I'm sure some of you have learned quite a bit about me by reading the entries but apart from your user names and avatars, I know absolutely nothing about you guys and girls!? So, if it's cool, I wanted to ask a few questions to get to know some of you a bit better. Feel free to copy and paste the following questions into a reply and fill them out. Of course, there's absolutely no -need- to do this and I respect your privacy!

    • What's your name?
    • How old are you?
    • At what age did you get into Transformers?
    • What's your favorite Transformers series?
    • Favorite Bot?
    • Favorite Con?
    • Do you enjoy the bayformer films?
    • WHY NOT YOU JERK!?!?!?! (xD)
    • What do you do for a living?
    • Do you think I'm the coolest guy in the world?
    • WHY NOT YOU JERK!?!?!?!


    I believe that's about it. So thanks for watching guys and girls! I hope you had fun and I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow for episode 26 "A Prime Problem" - Which now that I'm looking at it on the DVD scene selection, has an error on tile 4 - It's showing the NinjaCon throwing her buzz saws at the bots which is the same as the one before it. Odd.

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    S2:E27 - A Prime Problem - 5/1/15!


    Auto-Spawn? I think that's the name of the little guy that just came out of Soundwave's chest, I've never seen him before.

    Another temporary base of operations? MegaCon changes basis more than Starscream changes his panties.

    The cons are taking orders from Starscream at the moment. I'm not sure how they feel about him or how I feel about that situation.

    Megatron - The first owner of a 3D printer.

    Soundwave you big dummy, you just watched him clone the guy and you're still actin' a fool.

    Well, I got to see Prime's trailer appear out of thin air again.

    Haha. Megatron doesn't even know his enemies names.

    Mirage, you've got that right.

    I think they're going to figure this out, Optimus wouldn't order things so blindly.

    He also doesn't use words like "destroy" and phrases like "Shoot him down, as soon as he's in sight."

    LAYZERG RYEFULL SHARTSHOOTIN!!

    This reminds me of the Spongebob episode where Plankton shows up as a mechanical Mr. Krabs and Spongebob can't tell the difference.

    Why would you want to settle this in a race? Teletran already said they were identical in every way.

    Even the magic trailer got cloned?

    Ironhide taking charge like a champion.

    Starscream just got volunteered. He's a "trusted" officer?

    Wait. That's not Mirage? Spike just called him Windcharger and he has a Decepticon logo on his stomach instead of the Autobot one? What did I miss here?

    Windcharger now has the autobot logo on his stomach. That was weird, it was the con logo but red.

    Wow, TronCon actually gave Starscream some real responsibility and he's happily taking it.

    Uh-oh, Speghettio's. Windcharger fell in the pit.

    Deceptigoons.

    The bots are literally getting rained on.

    No idea who that Red bot was there. Def, wasn't Cliffjumper.

    Starscream would never challenge the real Optimus to a death duel.

    Although this fight is pretty dope.

    I'm gaining a little bit of respect for Starscream.

    Wow, the Autobots are straight mindless zombies right now.

    "PURE DRIVEL!"

    There's your fuck up.

    Never say Spike is unimportant.

    Autobot firing squad son!

    That's a first. Optimus is actually trying to rush the cons before they escape.

    lol he threw Spike out the window.

    Optimus just called him splick?

    That was an odd episode and I still have no fucking clue who Windcharger is...

    See you all Monday! :D 
     
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    S2:E28 - The Core - 5/4/15!


    May the fourth be with us!

    The Decpticons have another new base.

    They're trying to seal a crack by shooting at it. Seems pretty legitimate.

    I don't think you understand this yet, Starscream. All of Megatron's plans for energy involve destroying the earth in the process. Remember when he brought Cybertron to Earth? What about the time he tried to siphon the sun?

    Oh boy, hot dog. Before I could even finish what I was typing he reveals yet another space bridge.

    Pretty cool scene with Mirage hauling it. At least I think that's him.

    You know, now that I'm looking at it I believe this is the first time I've seen a group of bots without Ironhide, Bumblebee or Optimus.

    Why would you send them out to the surface instead of just waiting until they leave?

    Wait, there are six concons? I thought there were only five.

    This is also the first time I've really noticed Gears besides the episode based around him.

    Yup, that was Mirage.

    He said "Catch Hotshot!", is that actually Hotshot because I'm sure I've heard of a bot with that name before? I think it was a DOTM toy?

    Nevermind, they called him Sunstreaker. That's who I thought it was.

    Hey Xaviers back!

    Taking over the concons to do the Autobot's bidding sounds a lot like a Decepticon plan.

    Apparently some of the Autobots have jet thrusters on their hands now.

    There's only five Concon's again?

    Never mind it just showed 5 on the elevator for some reason.

    Here's your chance Starscream. Take the shot and be a legend. Surely the other cons will follow you once you actually kill someone, unlike Tron.

    That's it. Megatron is once again the savior of the Autobots. I think Optimus and he are in cahoots.

    That's an absurd amount of laser shots.

    The tire POV they keep using in this episode is pretty awesome.

    The seekers managed to hit Prowl but it didn't phase him much. Heck, he owned them.

    Devastator just got an Optimus Prime Leader Class figure.

    If Megatron knew they planned to take over Devestator, why did they still let him transform?

    Also, Optimus just refused to finish off the Decepticons. This reinforces my idea again that the two leaders are really drinking buddies.

    Ah, so TronCon has a plan.

    What is a cytorian simpleton?

    Uh-oh, Xavier spilled over.

    Wait, where's Spike?

    I'm pretty sure this is the first episode without him in it.

    I was very confused by the shadow in Prime's windshield. I now realize it was Xavier just cruising.

    XAVIERBOT! ROLL OUT!

    How convenient.

    They fried my dudes logic chips.

    lol - Starscream's such a scrub. How can people like him, man? (G1 version that is).

    Damn, Devastator just supermanned right through the portal.

    Well, it's another moment of the cons and bots working together.

    And once again, Megatron stops Starscream from blasting the bots.

    Starscream just got blasted by the giant.

    That's like the third time Devastator has face planted this episode.

    It's weird to be rooting for the Decepticons.

    Let's go, Devastator!

    This is a really long one second.

    Those concons would make great, Autobots.

    Hey look, Xavier thought the same thing.
     
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    S2:E29 - The Insecticon Syndrome - 5/5/15!


    Who's the guy the park ranger and Spike were riding in?

    I wonder if Yogi Bear is in this episode.

    That is a massive tumor inducing cell phone.

    No one trusts anyone, Starscream.

    "Don't see anything, guess I was just imagining things.", Well, if you weren't looking at your dash and paying attention to the road that might be a little different there buddy.

    Shrapnel uses a grenade launcher. I guess I just figured out the source of his name. I feel like I'm getting better at this.

    This scene reminds me of the forest fight with Optimus in Revenge of the Fallen.

    Dead end? What did you expect running down stream to a waterfall dingus?

    Six minutes in for Starscream to insult Megatron's leadership.

    Firetruck bot? Maybe I'm just seeing things.

    I thought they couldn't use real guns? The helicopters are sounding like legit guns and the animation could pass for legit bullets?

    Not, I'm not seeing things. That's def. a firetruck.

    Bruno? Rad.

    Jazz is such a rad bot.

    Inferno? Is that the name? He just said it again while getting sprayed down. Eh, I'm sticking with Bruno.

    The sounds the insecticons are making while eating is creeping me out a bit.

    The creators of this show really liked the whole mind control plot.

    The new blue bot is awesome looking.

    Damn, bye Wheeljack.

    Beachcomber?

    So, is Bruno like the new medic or something?

    The autobots are the ones running away this time.

    God damn, Bumblebee just floored it with half of Spike's fucking body hanging out the car lmfao.

    That's some serious security, what with laser guns coming out of the mountain sides and stuff.

    Hey look, the exact same transforming scene of Optimus, Bruno and whoever else that they played four minutes ago.

    Ironhide just saved my dudes life.

    Bruno is a hillbilly.

    The sound of Optimus blasting those rockets is once again the lightsaber sound effect.

    Wow, they even took my dude Starscream over.

    Oh snap, I think we might see Megatron do some work for once. Let's go baby!

    Nope. Never mind. Optimus Prime comes to save the day.

    We once again see Prime and Tron saving each other. You know, I just read my Transformers comic from free comic book day today and it mentioned that Megatron is an Autobot now a days. How did that happen?

    Damn, Tron blasted the seekers and is standing beside the Autobots now.

    That would be horrifying to see Optimus Prime and Megatron running at you.

    Oh no, the Insecticon's have tummy aches. :( 

    Is that 30 Astro Seconds or Regular Seconds, Spike?

    Wow. Megatron not only listened to Optimus Prime but is also letting him shoot him. I think Soundwave's going to be one jealous little guy.

    Shrapnel just transformed into Raiden, The Thunder God protector of Earth Realm.

    Damn, Spike. This is the longest 10 seconds of all time.

    Soundwave just caught the human version of amnesia.

    Oh. Shit. What the fuck?

    Shrapnel's dead? Like really fucking dead? I think this is the first... never mind, dudes putting him back together. I got too excited, too fast.

    HAHAHAHAHA! HUHUHUHUHU! HYUCK! ... So, that was a unique episode. I don't think that's all of the cast from season two or anything but I am a friend of Beach Boy and Bruno. They seem pretty cool and have very vibrant colors on them. I don't get why the insecticons wear the Decepticon emblem if they don't give two shits about the guys but I guess that's just another of those "It's the 80s, deal with it!" moments.

    If you liked the blog, be sure to toss a rate and share us with your friends! I'll catch you guys and girls tomorrow! Thanks for reading!
     
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    S2:E30 - Dinobot Island Part 1 - 5/6/15!


    Sweet, Bumblebee has a rad jetpack.

    Powerglide. New guy I've never heard of or seen. I'm also fairly certain I got his name right on the first try for once.

    Why did Powerglides voice just change out of nowhere?

    I'm very confused about what they just hit.

    Holy crap, it's a real dinosaur. This is about to be my kind of episode.

    Powerglide has a laser in his head?

    What'chu' know about that T-rex? Not nearly enough.

    I'm having Jurassic Park 3 flashbacks with the plane take off.

    A silicon-wafer?

    Blaster. New Autobot that is basically Jazz and Soundwave's baby.

    Why are the autobots having seizures?

    Snarl! <3

    The Dinobots are literally destroying everything.

    Is this how Teletran One gets died?

    Nope, it looks like someone helped out.

    There's Bruno, but who the hell is Red Alert?

    Hey it's Ratchet again. For the first time in ages.

    There's a lot of freaking Red Autobots.

    Oh snap, Grimlock showing those leadership skills. That's my champ.

    Woooord, we're about to see some Dinobots VS Real Dinos. Guaranteed. I'm down with it.

    Did Swoop just say Whoopi Goldberg?

    TIL: All the Dinobots can fly. Including Grimlock. Why isn't Slash one of the Dinobots? A velociraptor would be rad.

    I'm assuming the energy field takes them back in time?

    There's literally eleven volcanos on that tiny island.

    Laserbeak just found himself a mate.

    Nevermind, he smashin'.

    Why is Spike always wearing rain boots?

    This is the perfect time for a commercial break.

    No? Well alright.

    Oh my god, don't beat on the things unborn children you bum.

    Hell yeah, Swoop. Tear that shit up. Kill those babies!

    Swoop just left my dude in the middle of no where to be eating right after saving him and now he's getting carried off by Nessie.

    Oh, I guess that was the perfect time for a commercial break.

    C'mon man, send in Snarl.

    Or the long neck.

    Swoop sounds like a TIE Fighter.

    "This monster thinks I'm a meat loaf!"

    Wait, so they're abandoning the Dinobots here?

    Woah, rude ass insensitive remark Spike. "I'd write, but you can't read!" They shoulda' let you get eaten.

    Megatron's emblem is Red. I swear the animators biggest enemy was the emblems. It's literally two emblems and two colors, c'mon now guys.

    It's purple again now. ><!!

    Which Dinobot uses a freakin' sword as a blaster?

    "SWOOP! DO FLYING STUFF!" - I think he's got that on lock.

    Slag <3 - He's doing fire stuff!

    They're just attacking the wild life lol.

    Snarl is love, Snarl is life<3 He's the best there is at tail stuff.

    "Still not more better enough!"

    Aww, no tests for the long neck?

    Soundwave's shoving out chest cubes again.

    Who's the con literally standing under an exploding volcano to harvest the energy?

    "Much more gooder, Swoop! Much more gooder!"

    I love Swoop's voice. You'd think it'd bug me since it's all high pitched and junk... buuuut, I like it.

    What the hell is happening right now?

    A wooly mammoth with a barbarian just teleported into the city...

    So, I guess they are using the energy stuff as time jumps?

    Spike's gonna' get fined for loosing those books he just dropped on the ground.

    Pointed headed seekers? Who the hell are they!?!?! GIVE THEM NAMES YOU BASTARDS BEFORE I DO!

    Fine. Black Pointy Head and Red Pointy Head.

    So this is how the dinosaurs went extinct? Makes sense to me!

    Oh, what the fuck? C'mon man you can't just be dunking my Dinobots into tar pits like that... I mean I guess it's cool one of Megatron's plans worked for once but seriously?

    Hey the announcer guys back!

    Wow, that was the end of the episode?

    Oh right, it's a multi-part thing.

    Well that's it for disc 2 of Season 2 part 1 which means I'm a quarter of the way there! (I think) This episode has def. been one of my favorite and I can just imagine the dismay of the kids who had to wait like another week to find out how the hell the Dinobots escaped the Tar Pit.

    All these new characters is kinda throwing me through a loop right now but I think I'll get the hang of it. Until then, I'll catch you guys and girls tomorrow for Dinobot Island PT 2!

    Thanks for watching!
     
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    S2:E31 - Dinobot Island Part 2 - 5/7/15!


    It's nice to have the announcer back. :) 

    I wouldn't say the Dinobot's were exactly exiled...

    SCIENTIFIC GOBBLEDEGOOK!

    Despite how annoying Starscream is, it seems like he's the only logical one with the cons man.

    The conehead just called the other one Ratchet? I know the names were already spoiled for me but I don't remember any of them but Dirge because it's fun to say. DIRGEEEEE!

    Admirable. That's Optimus Prime's favorite word.

    Obviously Ratchet, there's always a decepticon connection.

    Huffer. That's the little dude who looks like buckethead's brother I think.

    This barbarian is speaking in tongues.

    Sideswipe has jack hammer arms. Another new ability.

    Prehistoric mayhem baby! Let's go!

    This dude just snatched a $25,750 necklace. Legit question. When this show aired in other countries, did they keep the USD price logo?

    Also, Optimus just said the Cons were unfeeling machines... I've heard Starscream yell in pain hundreds of times by now.

    Hell, in the bayfilms he's getting his damn eye ripped out and screams bloody murder.

    I like the way you massage that gun, Sideswipe.

    Huffer's one of the strongest?

    My dude just got owned by a fire hydrant.

    I think Ironhide just shot these guys with Custard.

    OPTIMUS! DON'T DO IT! IF YOU PUT THEM IN THE TRAILER THEY MAY BE HARMED WHEN THE ENTER THE NTH DIMENSION DURING YOUR TRANSFORMATION!

    Hey look, Sunstreaker's doing something useful!

    You tell him John Goodman!

    The trailer magically domesticated the mammoths.

    Now Conan and his buddies are booking in fear.

    Spike has elf ears in this scene.

    XAVIER! USE CEREBRO TO SAVE THE DAY!

    Beachcomber, you're creepy and a hippy. I love you.

    Oh my god, PERCEPTOR! THE MAGNIFICENT MAGNIFIER!

    How depressing would it be to turn into a damn microscope while you're friends turn into war vehicles? Also, his form is MASSIVE for his alt to be a microscope.

    Woah, hot 80's cartoon babes running into Jack Sparrow.

    Ooo, he wants to confiscate their treasure *wink wink*

    Here comes Erron Black and his gang of hoodlum bandits!

    I'm loving the biker with the blue hair and beard.

    Who the hell's the hovercraft?

    Seamspray?

    Oh, get your swords blasted bro. You suck.

    That voice. I know that voice. I don't think I know that character though. It looks like Beachcomber but his voice is different? His name should be blackout. Since he can black stuff out. It'd make sense.

    Dude, some of these Season 2 bots are awesome. I actually saw a combiner wars tiny figure of Power Glide today and was very tempted to pick him up.

    Oh snap. This music. It's getting serious.

    JOUSTING MATCH!

    What is it with every biker back in the 80's carrying a chain to destroy people with? I remember it well in old beat'em'up arcade games.

    Oh snap, it's Prowl, Bruno, Jazz and other guy!

    Hell yeah Jazz. They don't know nothing about those sick beats this ain't no banjo son!

    Bruno just shot a horse in the eye with a fire trucks water cannon... PETA would be all over this if this aired today.

    Chip's formulating explanations!

    Why would you build your damn base in a dormant volcano? Jesus, just because your ship crashed there doesn't mean you have to stay!

    WARPATH! I REMEMBER YOU FROM SOME OF THE GAMES! You were my first soldier class played ;) 

    Smokescreen? I dunno wtf you are...

    That stack of energon cubes looks like the little cubes they taught me math with in elementary school.

    The tar just suddenly disappeared? Was that a chain reaction or something?

    Slag, you the real MVP.

    #FreeSwoop2015

    I love how their answer to everything is freaking shooting it - AND IT ALWAYS WORKS!

    I love you Grimlock<3

    Oh shit. Swoop put something together. He's becoming smart!

    I still don't get why they have jetpacks but it makes more sense than the cons just floating around.

    Oh shit - Megatron landed a shot on Optimus. Is this real life right now?

    Ironhide, shut up with the crap one liners and do work.

    I wonder if Megatron's made confused at where all these new damn Autobots came from.

    LET'S GO BABY! WARPATH IN ACTION!

    Oh no, they messed up the microscope... what ever will we do. :rolleyes2 

    "Soundwave! Prepare to receive!" - Megatron get's around huh?

    Hippy shoots beams straight out of his hands?

    Decepticon tank?

    OH SHIT! TANK WARS! IT'S GOING DOWN SON!

    Did he just call him X-wing? Jesus fuck why are names so hard to understand in this freaking TV show. I feel for you kids on them garbo old school floor TVs.

    I'm glad the Tyrannosaurus Rex is just chilling with all the herbivores without any issues.

    Mechanical dinosaurs and real dinosaurs teaming up?

    Oh my god. The cons are firing squading the bots right now. They're all getting destroyed.

    Sike. Megatron called it off at the last second, per usual.

    Yo, let's go baby.

    They should show the Jurassic World logo at the end of this episode.

    Seekers just got stomped by Godzilla.

    There goes Tron abandoning his crew again.

    Now he's about to get blasted by mecha-godzilla.

    YOU WRONG! AND YOU UGLY TOO! Said Grimlock, throwing down the insults. He shoulda' threw his momma in there.

    God damn that's a lot of JetCons.

    They're releasing the energy by shooting it.... Who woulda' guess, huh?

    The Dinobots are champions. They grow up so fast :( 

    Oh hey, Optimus and all the other bots are just flying without any help... Whoever told me that shit stopped in like episode five is a damn dirty liar!

    Wow, that's it already? That episode really flew by.

    To the people that talked me into watching Season Two rather than skipping over it, thank you. I had a lot of people on this forum explaining that it was a boring and dull season without much action. I call those people... Actually, I'm not going to say that. What I will say is I've been enjoying this season much more than the first and the Dinobot island episodes have likely been my favorite to date.

    I'll see you all tomorrow for episode 31, The Master Builder!
     
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    That description of the decepticons destroying the autobot ship in the movie is hillariously accurate
    Kick Axe was the band but they released the songs from the movie under the name spectre general. Lion was the band that did the main theme.