That's not true. Prime wars at least isnt really weird.

 

Kiss Players doesnt take your ass to sleep after 5 minutes.

 

yes.

 

Gobots?

 

A group of kids join a group of robots and their grandfather in a search for old hood ornaments because they couldn’t find a locksmith.

 

TR

TRANSFORMERS CYBERTRON

 

at least prime wars ain't disgusting.

 

Sleeping after kiss players is like napping in Bill Cosby's crib

 

disgusting>boring

 

I do.

 

I do hope your views don’t extend to reality. Because damn.

 

im nothing like that

 

Alright I think I got this.

A spindly bucket man and an Optimus prime land on the avatar planet with their respective crews, who then become fleshy because the script says so. Within an hour one of bucket man’s (now a 90’s version of a dinosaur) crew mates gets pissed off because he wanted to go out to dinner instead of going camping. He gets shot to hell and decides to kill Optimus Monkey so he can get his own fridge, they fight but in the end they are now on the same team. A rat from Brooklyn is also a jackass for no reason. As time goes on hilarious hijinx ensue and new characters are added including a sex appeal spider, a smoking bird, a pyromaniac, and a hippie. As this continues we discover an alien species is being a dick to everyone for fun and that Spider-Man 3 hates them. The aliens burn the planet but no one cares except for monkey who dies. The death of monkey makes some characters get murdered and others turn funny colors and fleshy. Rat from Brooklyn becomes white. That’s racist. By this point antman and the wasp discover they aren’t die cast and instead are plastic with ball joints so they literally never die to anything ever. Spider-Man 3 does what he does best and wears a black suit and becomes emo and angsty towards bucket man. More comedians happen and then traitor boy dies to save a bunch of idiots who can’t spell. Then bucket man and monkey fight over their parents house, as well as their parents love and approval by stealing their souls. Despite this definitely ruining the timeline, the monkey succeeds and leaves to go back to his place with bucket man being dragged behind him.

 

Transformers cyber Missions?

 

Beast wars actually

 

Four heroes who have been bravely protecting the Earth for millennia discover that their enemies who've been asleep for millennia are actually threatening it again, so they bravely get some kids to protect it instead.

 

Super God Masterforce?

 

I love that show so much but yeah that introduction arc was the most disappointing part of it.