Bad Transformer jokes

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Insane Galvatron, Apr 9, 2006.

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  1. Grimlock22

    Grimlock22 This is noise

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    Q: Why did hot rod think arcee was cheating on him with springer


    A: their son was green and named S. J.
     
  2. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Q: Why did BW Megatron take a bath when the Maximals attacked the Preds' base?

    A: Because he needed a clean getaway.
     
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    Soundpulse Well-Known Member

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    :lolol 
     
  4. Thenames9

    Thenames9 D-d-d-d-duel!

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    Hey baby, are you a Transformer? Because you are Optimus fine.
     
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    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    After Stella Holley got mixed up in the adventures of the Transformers, the Autobots decided that they should assign one of the Protectobots to keep an eye on her, just in case. While Stella had no problem with the idea of an Autobot following her around, she didn't have an extra parking spot in her apartment complex and he needed to park out on the street in front of the building. Unfortunately, Stella neglected to mention the alternate-side parking laws and, one morning when his mind was wandering and he wasn't paying attention, the Autobot was towed away. Later that afternoon, she grudgingly went down to the impound lot, paid the fine...and that's how Stella got her Groove back.
     
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    "Uhhhh..."
    "What's the matter, Brawl? are you all right?"
    "I don't think I'm gunna make it, Vortex. I... I can't feel my legs..."
    "Of course you can't, you imbecile! You're in tank mode!!"
    "Oh..."*CHKK-CHKK-CHKK!*
     
  7. Silvershifter

    Silvershifter Autobot Warrior

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    Oh PRIMUS.... I think I just faceplanted into my energoncake...
    I will return! And when I do, my joke will be so horrible, so repulsing you will cry laughing. ;P
     
  8. Fallout

    Fallout content in the same old schtick again

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  9. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    I don't have a joke, but I do have a pickup line.


    I may not be Optimus Prime, but I wanna transform and roll out with you.
     
  10. Theprimeoflegen

    Theprimeoflegen Til all are gone!!!!!!

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    What do you call a autobot getting hit by a molleculer transporter?


    A potato !!!!!!! HAHAHAHaHahaha, No okay I'll show myself the door. :( 






    Potato
     
  11. Meta777

    Meta777 Dr Pepper Fan

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    What's Soundwave's favourite show?

    MegaTron Uprising


    *ba-dum-tish*
     
  12. Sideways77

    Sideways77 useless lesbian

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    Come on, that's funny!
     
  13. daitarn red

    daitarn red bionic hero

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    this thread made in 2006
     
  14. BlueAngel_Bolt

    BlueAngel_Bolt I'M REALLY FEELING IT

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    Why couldn't Energon Downshift drive anymore?

    Because he got his wheels jacked!

    :bay 
     
  15. Jazzfan0217

    Jazzfan0217 Wuz crackin’ lil bitches

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    What do ya call a speck on the sun?

    A Hotspot

    (seriously just made that one up, I got nothin') :lol 
     
  16. Boomerjinks

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    One of my facebook friends posted pictures of his Barricade being worked on, I couldn't help but make the same joke as you.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. prime roller

    prime roller 昔者莊周夢為胡蝶⋯

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    So Paddles and Gnaw were hanging out one day when they saw a whaling ship.
    "ooooh, I hate those guys!" said Paddles. "Do you know, one speared Deep Dive just the other day?"
    "Get out of town!" replied Gnaw. "We should do something about it."
    "What do you suggest?", asks an inquisitive Paddles.
    "We should swim over there, go under the boat, blast them with your water cannon, and eat the fishermen!"
    "Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone there big fella!" Paddles retorts, "I'll go down on it... I'll even do the blow job... but there is NO way that I'm swallowing any sea men!"
     
  18. Lazerwave

    Lazerwave My Most Prized Treasure

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    I just made up one, I don't know if someone else already had the idea and posted it before me.

    What happens what the stars are scared of the Seekers?

    The Stars Scream.
     
  19. Omegax80

    Omegax80 Using a Positive Rifle

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    Erector.
     
  20. Lazerwave

    Lazerwave My Most Prized Treasure

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    Heres a new one I just thought of now.

    What do you do when the Transformers Ride breaks down?

    Evac-uate
     
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