Q: Why did hot rod think arcee was cheating on him with springer


A: their son was green and named S. J.

 

Q: Why did BW Megatron take a bath when the Maximals attacked the Preds' base?

A: Because he needed a clean getaway.

 

Hey baby, are you a Transformer? Because you are Optimus fine.

 

After Stella Holley got mixed up in the adventures of the Transformers, the Autobots decided that they should assign one of the Protectobots to keep an eye on her, just in case. While Stella had no problem with the idea of an Autobot following her around, she didn't have an extra parking spot in her apartment complex and he needed to park out on the street in front of the building. Unfortunately, Stella neglected to mention the alternate-side parking laws and, one morning when his mind was wandering and he wasn't paying attention, the Autobot was towed away. Later that afternoon, she grudgingly went down to the impound lot, paid the fine...and that's how Stella got her Groove back.

 

"Uhhhh..."
"What's the matter, Brawl? are you all right?"
"I don't think I'm gunna make it, Vortex. I... I can't feel my legs..."
"Of course you can't, you imbecile! You're in tank mode!!"
"Oh..."*CHKK-CHKK-CHKK!*

 

Oh PRIMUS.... I think I just faceplanted into my energoncake...
I will return! And when I do, my joke will be so horrible, so repulsing you will cry laughing. ;P

 

thread over

 

I don't have a joke, but I do have a pickup line.


I may not be Optimus Prime, but I wanna transform and roll out with you.

 

What do you call a autobot getting hit by a molleculer transporter?


A potato !!!!!!! HAHAHAHaHahaha, No okay I'll show myself the door.  






Potato

 

What's Soundwave's favourite show?

MegaTron Uprising


*ba-dum-tish*

 

Come on, that's funny!

 

this thread made in 2006

 

Why couldn't Energon Downshift drive anymore?

Because he got his wheels jacked!

 

 

What do ya call a speck on the sun?

A Hotspot

(seriously just made that one up, I got nothin')  

 

One of my facebook friends posted pictures of his Barricade being worked on, I couldn't help but make the same joke as you.

 

So Paddles and Gnaw were hanging out one day when they saw a whaling ship.
"ooooh, I hate those guys!" said Paddles. "Do you know, one speared Deep Dive just the other day?"
"Get out of town!" replied Gnaw. "We should do something about it."
"What do you suggest?", asks an inquisitive Paddles.
"We should swim over there, go under the boat, blast them with your water cannon, and eat the fishermen!"
"Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone there big fella!" Paddles retorts, "I'll go down on it... I'll even do the blow job... but there is NO way that I'm swallowing any sea men!"

 

I just made up one, I don't know if someone else already had the idea and posted it before me.

What happens what the stars are scared of the Seekers?

The Stars Scream.

 

Erector.

 

Heres a new one I just thought of now.

What do you do when the Transformers Ride breaks down?

Evac-uate