Autobus Prime's Blurry Robot Theater

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  1. Autobus Prime

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    Burnout, that kind of world-beating innovation is why your comic gets in S&P 500.
    Only problem that remains is, my figure is a brick. It don't bend...

    With your model railroading background you should recognize what the table bases are...
     
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    Let's make this a juicy double!

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    Tune in next time for "Autobus Probably Gets His Butt Kicked."

    Trivia: That front door being blasted across the room was created literally ten years ago. Its first appearance was in this strip: Autobus Prime's Blurry Robot Theater
     
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  3. UltimateOptimus

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    Well, what do you know? Autobus Prime's Blurry Robot Theater was all true as blue all along... and unfortunately, so is the Legion.
     
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    So Bus´s nightmare story is actually real.... Also blurry!
     
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    Not a surprise to either of your characters or most of the cast in this comic, at least since Haxxmas! But again, remember, the "BRT-within-BRT" which Autobus-the-character was publishing...he thought it was just that. He didn't know any of it had actually occurred. He didn't know that the Legion monsters in that story were actually real in some dimension. Until one showed up just now at his door...

    Imagine. You're writing a story about vampires or werewolves or something. And then suddenly one shows up at your door.

    Would give you quite a new perspective in a hurry! :D 

    Also, the blurriness is because I'm back to one of my earlier cameras whose focus-selection is wonky. BRT's equipment issues aren't entirely fictional. XD
     
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    In which we discover THE TRUTH ABOUT BELLE.

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    Belle's name is already a great built-in pun since "bella" its origin means "beautiful" in Latin...but "bellum" is also Latin for "war"! And if it's a built in pun we gotta' use it!​
     
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  7. UltimateOptimus

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    Well, Hello, Dolly! And chalk up one Legion demon slagbucket for the killboard - the first kill in over 2 Holy Terran years!

    Turns out the Princess you are the Legionslayer Knight in Shiny Transformer Bus Armor of is in her own right a Legionslayer Knight too... and take a load a' the heavy duty Legion-zappin' wetware hardware she's packin' - Transformer tech from the looks of the chrome! And with Princess Cyberpunk struttin' her hardware, it's ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pixels to Recycle Bin time for that Legion-Megatron, femmes and gentlemechs! ("Damsel in distress" my battlescarred, Legion-stained, decades-hardened afterburner.)

    "If you want peace, prepare for war" indeed, Belle! (I know enough Roman Latin to know what that phrase means - comes in handy when you have to deal with Lawful Evil types speakin' that lingo.)
     
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    i was talking about the plot, not the cameras... not to say that Belle has a plot on her own... err...


    also... you need to tell me your latest IRL adventures! i really want to know what happened! (a fb chat would do)
     
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    UltOp:

    Epic post, to be sure! And it's good to see the ol' killboard getting some action again. *dusts it off*
    I do wonder how it is that your afterburner got Legion-stained. But I'm not gonna ask. I'm really not! :lolol 

    hf:

    RL adventure is almost more surreal than BRT. Good but odd how it's turning out.

    Belle's got all kinds of plot relevance too. You'll see! :D 
     
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    Oh heck let's steam this ship right along. We've got a lot of updates to do to get this rolling again!

    This is no limited update or omake, folks, this is a full scale return!


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    Belle must be an operative of either Bureau 13 or MIB, Division VI (preferably both) from the sound of her Modus Operandi: track down the offending paranormal, be they alien, demon, robot, undead, virus or in some special cases (such as the Legion-Megatron Belle just Neut-'Naded into a fine white pile of irradiated ash) all rolled into one, arrest them or in extreme cases (like just now) atomize the rustfragger, no mercy, no prisoners, no excuses and neuralize any and all witnesses (in this case, you) of the truth of what just happened into believing the cover story. Tidiest MO in the Galaxy since the first Men In Black movie in '97 and Bureau 13 in '83 (with a point-n-click RPG in '95).

    And if it is a full-scale return as you say, Autobus Prime... sweet matriarch of Primus am I glad I stuck around like the ever-faithful, ever-fightin' triggerhappy zealot of an old-timer I am to the last drop of mech fluid when all others have since packed up shop and tore the road for greener technorganic pastures. (Turbochickens.)
     
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    Once again, Blurry Robot Theater introduces a new superweapon, and UltimateOptimus predictably wants to marry it. And makes copious 90s references on the way.
    How did you even watch / read / osmote all this stuff?

    It is SO full scale! This is the real deal, nothing limited this time. And Belle-borg isn't the only thing I've built or acquired for it!
    I may never have the most popular comic on here, I may never have the biggest hit, but what I CAN try to do is decently tie down one story at the dock!
     
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    You heard the Cyborg Princess, femmes and gentlemechs...

    On a completely unrelated note, ever hear of a nasty little number from 2011 called Mindjack, developed by feelplus Inc. (just so you know who to carpet bomb the blame on) and brought to you by Square Enix (of Final Fantasy fame)? Let me put it in 25 Words or Less in case you're in a hurry: Genius Concept, Brainless Execution.

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    way this game coulda been salvaged is inviting the two trashtalkin' teens from Off-World Interceptor for some gutbustin' Grade A video game smackathon. And even that would be an Xtreme mercy. (Think of this 3DO oldie-golde's FMVs as an inbuilt two-man MST3K. Or Incognito Cinema/Gaming Warriors XP if you're into Death Metal and the Zombie Apocalypse to go with your bad movie and game riffin' goodness.)
     
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    Oh wow, 3DO. We used to have one of those at BlurrieCon but we won't be having it there this October because its owner left, we never did have enough games for it.

    Just a couple few. Including Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, unfortunately. :lolol 

    I do feel like it was about time for a trademark UltOp multifaceted gaming tangent. So much obliged!
    Meanwhile, the princess is about to say a bit more for herself...
     
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    What is Belle? A kitbash of a Disney figure, a Gundam, and Lego! In-universe...who knows? Yet...
     
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    A natural-born Technorganic Cyborg Disney Princess Beast Hunter, trained by Sensei Gaston in the Art of Legion-Wastin' from Neo France... Autobus Prime, you lucky dog... and boy, do you have a natural talent for making DoomPrime wish he had Disney Princesses like Belle once he sees her in action.
     
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    I swear if we see a child born of a transformer and a shinki/human, and it's not sired by either Tsugaru and Sideswipe or Fez and Lady Prime, I shall become mildly peeved! Very mildly!

    Ahem.

    Gosh, it disturbs me to see Autobus
    Acting so self-ridiculed
    Everyone here loves to see Autobus
    Throwing his bet in the pool

    There's plenty of folks who applaud for this bus
    Who call him an inspiration
    We gather here into this joyous redux
    Cuz this comic is still number oooooooone!

    No... One... Writes like this bus
    No one frights like this bus
    No one can make you bawl out your eyes like this bus

    For there's no one with such melancholy
    Bolstered by fresh finny fun
    For a tragedy just comes to folly
    When it's not backed with joy and them oodles of puns!

    No one kits like this bus
    Constructs sets like this bus
    No one world-builds and master-crafts best like this bus

    For this Christmas Special we'll be shareholdiiiii-hing!
    My what a Prime! Autobuuuuuuus!!!
     
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    Go home, Lefou, before Gaston finds out you drank all his best ale.
     
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  20. Autobus Prime

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    Hobby, that is brilliant beyond mortal comprehension,and I take off my assorted hats to you. Welcome back!!