At funeral home, 'dead' Mississippi man kicks to escape body bag

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Starscream600, Mar 1, 2014.

  1. Starscream600

    Starscream600 Certified Virtual Pilot

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2011
    Posts:
    1,936
    Trophy Points:
    142
    Likes:
    +7
    At funeral home, 'dead' Mississippi man kicks to escape body bag

    Kindda reminds me of a movie... I'd have to wonder about the competency of coroner tho. Did he even do a full examination before declaring him dead? How many other people were embalmed while alive after they were declared dead by him?
     
  2. Grimlock22

    Grimlock22 This is noise

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Posts:
    3,229
    Trophy Points:
    237
    Location:
    Hell on Earth
    Likes:
    +181
    :lol 
     
  3. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it!

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2009
    Posts:
    25,780
    News Credits:
    38
    Trophy Points:
    387
    Location:
    Tennessee
    Likes:
    +2,002
    This story made most of the national news tonight, one Dr. said it was his pace-maker... that they think it stopped for a bit, which lead everyone to believe the man had died. Then it 'magically' kicked back on... and heeeeeeeeeee's baccccccck. :D 

    Good for him and his family.... he had a very large family singing Halleluiah.
     
  4. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2010
    Posts:
    6,448
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    287
    Likes:
    +2,986
  5. rattrap007

    rattrap007 One meme mutha f’er TFW2005 Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2002
    Posts:
    21,860
    News Credits:
    8
    Trophy Points:
    442
    Location:
    Evansville, IN
    Likes:
    +12,361
    Zombie!!!!
     
  6. Meta777

    Meta777 Dr Pepper Fan

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2011
    Posts:
    15,761
    Trophy Points:
    337
    Likes:
    +7,057
    "Thought you'd seen the last of me, bitch?"


    Well, good to know it worked out alright. Poor guy must have been quite shocked at all these shenanigans :lol 
     
  7. Sludge

    Sludge Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2002
    Posts:
    3,124
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    272
    Likes:
    +80
    Just imagine how freaked out the mortuary workers must have been. It's like an Americas Funniest Home Videos prank, but real. LOOOOL.
     
  8. The Bucket Kitten

    The Bucket Kitten Meow... TFW2005 Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2009
    Posts:
    4,334
    Trophy Points:
    292
    Likes:
    +2,192
    :lol  I so would had took off running if I saw the "dead" person start moving, and may or may not yell out zombie while running.
     
  9. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2013
    Posts:
    25,384
    News Credits:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    362
    Location:
    California
    Likes:
    +40,793
    it's like an urban legend come to life. no pun intended
     
  10. Blazere

    Blazere :)

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2013
    Posts:
    2,629
    News Credits:
    14
    Trophy Points:
    167
    Likes:
    +25
    Makes me wonder if they actually did a full examination of him.
     
  11. MasterZero

    MasterZero Taking a Break

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2013
    Posts:
    6,496
    Trophy Points:
    166
    Likes:
    +59
    Man, I wanna do this....
     
  12. spikebuster

    spikebuster Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2008
    Posts:
    2,766
    News Credits:
    6
    Trophy Points:
    307
    Likes:
    +2,214
    :eek:  RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. DrGrim

    DrGrim OBEY

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2005
    Posts:
    4,457
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    312
    Location:
    Ohio
    Likes:
    +381
    Ebay:
    Facebook:
    When I'm taken to the morgue, before my body is filed away / buried/ embalmed.. whatever.. I want someone to just go ahead and put a bullet through my brain, because I'd hate to be one of those false alarm cases and find myself still alive but buried.
     
  14. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2013
    Posts:
    25,384
    News Credits:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    362
    Location:
    California
    Likes:
    +40,793
    yeah that would suck
     
  15. BeeOtch217

    BeeOtch217 Ha Ha You're a Mini-Con!

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2013
    Posts:
    4,104
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    202
    Likes:
    +53
    So just because he "had no pulse" that automatically means he's dead? I'm sorry, but the medical examiner who pronounced him dead should get his license revoked. I mean they just rushed him to a fucking funeral instead of a hospital! WTF!?
     
  16. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Posts:
    83,294
    News Credits:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    462
    Likes:
    +2,907
    It's alive........it's alive!
     
  17. Ricky Spanish

    Ricky Spanish Shingo No-Prize

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2012
    Posts:
    496
    Trophy Points:
    182
    Likes:
    +403
    Too many quacks are getting away with malpractice with the miracle card.