So after having a couple of...um...fragrant evenings at the ole homestead, my wife came up with an idea. Unfortunately, it's not unique. http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
I remember reading up on those anti-flatulence underwear a couple of years ago. I wonder if anyone on here's got a pair of those?
Dang, kinda pricey for shorts to catch some farts. But, I know someone who could use them at work. The poor guy can clear up to three aisles at work! WHEW!!
My idea for anti-flatulence is sound absorbing jeans and slacks that have dampening for the sound and a washable charcoal filter element seamlessly sewn into the pants. All of this would also be done in a seamless and form fitting manner, not adding any bulk unless you wanted it too...
Everybody knows all you have to do is put a dryer sheet in the back of your pants and your flatulence will smell like flowers.
I don't think that would work... "Dude, do you smell something like Snuggles the Bear?" "I have no idea what you are talking about."
Well, I figure I can hold it for as long as I can and try to muffle the sound in a cushy seat. If I'm sitting on vinyl, just slide a bit to hide the sound. From there, just playoff the smell. Wait. Maybe that is why I haven't had a date...
I didnt click on the link but I think I've seen these before. They're lined with charcoal or something to mask the odor.
dude! the guy who invented those made them for his wife with crohn's! that's awesome cuz i have crohn's too. they'd be great for me if i could still fart. mine must be wore than hers, farting is just downright dangerous. someone should make underwear with a wet streak filter. awesome.
Or, they could work for people with chronic flatulence. It might be awkward if in a meeting, though, if you need to change your filter.