Anaconda Reboot

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  1. Omegashark18

    Omegashark18 Combaticon turned Autobot

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  2. Rodimus74

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    No.
     
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    Dolza_Khyron Well-Known Member

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    Jason Statham should be taking on that Anaconda. Make it in universe with the Meg. Let's see him win a knife fight with a gigantic snake! Already did it with a shark.
     
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  4. rapid_fire

    rapid_fire TFW Veteran 20+ Years TFW2005 Supporter

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    Aw man the original was so terrible. Could be done right, id watch it.
     
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  5. Rusty24

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    You can’t really ruin this franchise at this point. None of the movies are technically good even before they started making direct to DVD sequels with David Hasselhoff and a crossover with Lake Placid. I will say though that I’d be a lot more interested if they made an entire movie like this scene from the second one. There’s some genuine Hitchcock-style suspense there where we know the characters are in danger and they don’t. It’s actually a pretty decent scene until the giant CGI snake shows up.

     
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    More predatory snake films! Maybe this time the anacondas will be in a city, or on a plane?
     
  7. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    Please.

    Think of anything, Hollywood.

    Anything that hasn’t been done before.

    Please.
     
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  8. Macross7

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    If they are going for a MEG approach, they should do TITANOBOA and not Anaconda. Titanoboa were apparently a real snake far in the past that was way bigger then anacondas. Do the thing where the species never went extinct and now humans have found the last spot on Earth where it lives and it gets loose.
     
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  9. Omegashark18

    Omegashark18 Combaticon turned Autobot

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    That could work...
     
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  10. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    For a second I thought I read Angela Anaconda reboot.

    I think this is the better alternative than that.
     
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  11. TheLastBlade

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    wat.
     
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    A Titanboa movies is in the works to from a different studio. I find it kinda funny that the article uses a picture of the snake from Anaconda Creatures Are Hot Again and Now We’re Getting an Action-Horror Movie About the Giant Titanoboa Snake!

    Overall I agree with what everybody else said I like the Ice Cube movie but it was just a fun creature flick about a killer snake nothing too special.

    The real question is will Nicki Minaj be in this movie?
     
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    So long as the titular snake also sings a snippet of Baby Got Back right before taking her out :) 
     
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  14. TheLastBlade

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    I’m sure they’ll insert political commentary somewhere and have interviews that claims “this movie wasn’t made for you” to the five fans of the franchise....
     
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  15. sevenlima

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    I would say a similar stuff.
     
  16. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    The snake would probably choke trying to eat her big fake ass.

    I like the first movie. I did see the blood orchid sequel but I can't remember much of it. That probably says a lot.
     
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    They’d probably somehow make climate change responsible for the snakes showing up, being larger, and being more aggressive.
     
  18. Omegashark18

    Omegashark18 Combaticon turned Autobot

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    Okay now your just reaching.