Alternity Convoy bio translated

Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by Chris McFeely, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. ROY BOT

    ROY BOT Boosh!

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    I just read the ENTIRE thing, yes it was a painful feat....what a bunch of random crap. I think I like this thing less now.
     
  2. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Wields Mjolnir!

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    I would expect no less. Megatron is likely to be just as godhaxxed as Convoy.
     
  3. ROY BOT

    ROY BOT Boosh!

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    that will not be enough, he must become......a 2009 Nissan Fairlady Z to stand any chance at all in opposing the God like power of the Nissan GT-R.
     
  4. chaoseffect

    chaoseffect Custom TF builder

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    Maybe we can take a couple of hits, listen to some PINK FLOYD and see if this story makes more sense.

    At least the toy is cool.

    I mean, what's story with Transformers anyway? Anyone see that Micheal Bay film? That film makes the endued Alternity storyline seem epic.
     
  5. juise

    juise TFW2005 Token Negro

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  6. thygriever

    thygriever Optimus Prime

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    wow sounds like a crazy fan fiction.. but still cool :) 
     
  7. LightningZERO

    LightningZERO The Alternity

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    Alternity is God!!! :D 
     
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    Wait wait wait.....So Optimus becomes a God like cybertronian and contacts himself in the past??? Am I getting this right?

    Well there goes the space time "spam" continuum. Even for a hardcore anime fan such as myself this is a bit much.

    And WTF is up with straddling planets? I wonder which country got the balls end of that deal?
     
  9. Waverider

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    I bet Drift can kick Alternity Convoy's butt.:D 
     
  10. Digilaut

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    I don't know what they have been smoking at Takara :lol  maybe I don't even want to know...
     
  11. Darkspeed

    Darkspeed Avatar Freak

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    Oh Japan, You and your wacky stories!
     
  12. Blitz.

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    omfg so I'm not sure if I'm reading this right but...

    Alternity convoy exists in multiple dimensions at the same time and that's why he has the different colours...

    While the body is limited his true self can bend the laws of physics to his own will.

    he can time travel to any point in time apart from stuff before 07 when they want to go their they need a little help.

    when he wants to time travel he generates a race track of light in the sky.

    he has some sort of device that can replace any mechanical object that breaks.

    His force field does not simply shied him from fire it totally takes him out of time and space.

    He has some sort of Continuity retcon detector. (that must be flipping the f**k out right now)

    GUNS THAT CAN FIRE INTO THE PAST (totally not over powered)

    oh and he is totally green in that he can generate power from the very movements of the planet.
     
  13. [Wing_Saber-X]

    [Wing_Saber-X] Takara Fanboy Collector

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    Yeah-- u said it, man!! :lol 
     
  14. artoni

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    I can only imagine Vector Prime's reaction to these timespace hoppers. ("Kids these days, no respect for the fabric of reality...")

    I assume it has nothing to do with mine, which involves giggling, "Heee...Hyperion is Unicron's daddy!"
     
  15. Eric

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    I don't think even Pink Floyd's gonna help this story make more sense. And they're usually good at making Aqua Teen Hunger Force make sense.
     
  16. Onion Pax83

    Onion Pax83 Back from the oblivion.

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    It's not that weird when u consider what else the japanese have given us, i.e the mushroom eating plumber who burbs fireballs and fights against monkey for a princess. :crazy: 
     
  17. Onion Pax83

    Onion Pax83 Back from the oblivion.

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    Btw, just asking but could some-one do a photoshop of alternity convoys head merged with movie sideswipes chassis?
     
  18. Backscatter

    Backscatter Autobot Brainmaster TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yep, jump the shark, nuke the fridge rubbish. Makes Kiss Play continuity look almost resaonable. Almost.
     
  19. Chris McFeely

    Chris McFeely Well-Known Member

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    As head-screwing as a good chunk of it is, a lot of this HAS been progressively set up in the Binaltech storyline over the last two years or so. The whole "Alternity" concept - a multiversal evolution of the Transformer form which grew out of Binaltech technology - was introduced back in Black Convoy's Binaltech story chapter, and the Timaeus drive and the whole "closed racetrack/space-time loop" thing was established in Arcee's only a few months ago.
     
  20. leadsled

    leadsled the word is "Mortifying"

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    ive been to vancouver wash....and the only thing there is about the most wicked classic car salvage yard you`ve ever seen