Scary photo aside, I'm pretty surprised there aren't TF-themed diapers. Not that I would have gone there, I'm too cheap to not buy the Up & Up Target store brand. But still, seems the merchandising for TFs starts at the same age the TFs are meant to be sold to, starting at around age 5. They should get in there earlier with the brainwashing, with Megatron baby bottles and Starscream pacifiers and shit. Maybe a Bumblebee bib, you'd get pretty messy eating too if you had a gasmask for a mouth.