Disabled my account because I'm sending spam is what they said, yet I was on that Are you Interested section, sending out the preset emails that they use, so far that I'm spamming? Sheesh, I'll stick with myspace.

 

I'm... I'm having difficulty understanding... why... why?

 

Spam and the original post. Synonymous? And much irony?

 

The ironing is delicious.

 

Huh?

 

Iron cheese sandwiches are delicious. It's a universal law.

 

This thread stole my bandwidth, twice. I want it back.

 

What hath god wrought?

God hath wrought irony!

In the form of ten thousand spoons.

 

It's a free ride when you've already paid.  

 

Or what about the good advice you just didn't take?

 

Good one.

Rain on your wedding day?

 

A traffic jam when you're already late?

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break?

 

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife?

It's meeting the man of my dreams...
and then meeting his beautiful wife?

 

It's like a death row pardon, two minutes too late.

It's like a black fly in your Chardonnay.

 

This is like good advice that you just don't take.

 

It's like when a trusted guardian molests you.

Ok...maybe it's not.

 

I really hate that song.