A question of the heavy set men on the site.

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  1. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    And thanx for that Mr Debesh :D  :lol 
     
  2. Omnius

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    This makes for better reading than the last few hundred pages of the 7500-post spam thread, and in a fraction of the space.

    Omnius' first rule of asking for personal advice on a forum: It will end in epic derailing.
     
  3. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Leader Blackout LIVES!!!

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    That spam threade was the epitomy of awesomeness...

    And, yes, this threade was epic failure/derailing/suckage from the beginning. I thought it might get better, but it has only gotten funnier :D 

    Thanks for leaving it open Fresh.
     
  4. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I read the whole thread but will just post my own thoughts on the issue of being fat and NOT GETTIN NONE

    I'm an overweight guy, 22, and still a virgin, and honestly that doesn't concern me in the least. I'm more the type that just wants a relationship rather than getting laid by random chicks all the time. If I were to have sex with just one person, as long as it was with someone I love that'd be totally fine by me. I'm not very confident in myself in terms of relationships and all that, largely due to my weight, but really, I'm not pursuing anyone anyway.

    I lost the girl I was hoping it would all work out with due to fucking up pretty bad in the attitude/personality department, which only offset the fact that I'm not Mr. thin and handsome. I'm still only currently getting over her turning down another attempt at getting back together (if some of you remember - she's the one that told me "maybe" and just ignored it afterwards) and while I'm not as crazy hung up as I once was, I know I'm still not ready to go after anyone else anyway, so I'm just leaving it all alone for now.
     
  5. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    The spam thread was good until about page 40 (80 for those of you with 10 posts/page) then it got pretty bad until Boardwise came back and scared off the actual spammers... Then it got better when llamatron and Jiggles came back (around 5500 posts, give or take)
     
  6. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Leader Blackout LIVES!!!

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    Man, sex with random chicks sounds so good. But I don't think the wife would like it too much.
     
  7. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    In my mind it'll all "mean more" if I've only been with the one person, but maybe that's just bullshit
     
  8. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch

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    Being fat doesn't mean much. Ever seen the Comeidan Ralphie Mae? He's all of 500 pounds, but his girlfriend (at least at the time of his appearance on last comic standing) was hawt and thin!

    Now personal hygene yeah that can make or break a man's love life right there.
     
  9. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    Erm....You do realize that there is no such thing as 'threade'?
    'Thread' is real.
    'Tread' is real.
    'Threade' however? IS JUST NONSENSE.

    Not that the spam thread was not, but please get with the program.
     
  10. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I think I understand.

    You see, 'Threade' is actually "Threed" - the term for when you piss and somehow it comes out in 3 streams. Instead of saying you just peed, you say you threed. "Fuck man I just threed, it was awesome!"

    You know?
     
  11. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    :lolol 
     
  12. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    :lolol 
     
  13. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Okay, since my name was dropped, I am going to at least point this out:

    1. Yes, we met.
    2. No, you are not overweight.
    3. For the thousandth time, I didn't smell ANYTHING on you that vaguely resembled pee. I didn't smell ANYTHING AT ALL, in fact, because I was selling you a transformer on one of the coldest freakin' days of the year. My nose had, by that point, retracted into my skull, to cower with the snot, from fear of hypothermia. The "Peestop" joke? I don't know if anyone else intended to prod you about it, but I was taking part in that set of jokes because the way that little guy in cars says "Pitstop" is dumb-funny to me. THAT'S IT.
    4. I am overweight and do the horizontal lambada with the wifey frequently. Ha ha ha! Llamabada.
     
  14. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    Hey you too? We should start a club or something.

    Also lol @ threed.

    Aaaaand just to make myself clear, sounds like this guy's issues are much deeper than a need to go dick spurlunking in a vagina cave.
     
  15. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Shit, back when I was all fattyboombatty and wanted to attract the ladyfolk, I went on weight watchers and lost 40lbs. That stuff works, because I'm a lazyass and they even got ME to lose weight.
     
  16. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    No way, I also once lost around 40 lbs to get the wimmins.

    I suggest that the guy who can't get laid should lose 40 lbs.
     
  17. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    AND SO IT IS DECREED

    I gotta keep reminding myself that the mods don't like size 7 font.
     
  18. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    QFT
     
  19. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Shave your balls.

    It may not get you laid, but at least you'll feel sexy.
     
  20. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Day 1:Sexy.
    Day 2: Itchy...
    Day 3: VERY Itchy...
    Day 4: GODDAMMIT
    Day 5: Talcum powder + Hydrocortisone + booze = aaaah.
    Day 6: Switch to briefs until hair returns.

    ...not like I've ever shaved down there.
     
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