A question of the heavy set men on the site.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by .SentinelPrime Is Dead., Dec 28, 2007.

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  1. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah sounds like his problems are a bit deeper and getting him a piece of pussy pie probably isn't going to solve anything, except for maybe his full balls.
     
  2. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    lolol @ full balls.
     
  3. Jeremy.B

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    That makes more sense. I hope it works out for you guys.
     
  4. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    The guy has probably gone so long without doing it that he is now utterly terrified at the prospect. Just tell him that no matter what, he is going to be horrendously bad at sex, he'll more than likely blow his load within seconds of penetration (IF he even gets that far), and it's going to be an embarrassing situation for him, no matter what. SO, he should be out there looking to tackle drunk bitches for about the first twenty or thirty rolls in the hay, after which he should have calmed down a little bit. He can then move onto a girl he actually "likes".
     
  5. Jeremy.B

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    :lolol 

    Best response...
     
  6. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    What, you mean Italian-Americans? I thought we liked kitchen action more ...
     
  7. MnemonicSyntax

    MnemonicSyntax You know what happens to Messiahs, don't you?

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    I'm a fatty, and I never had problems either... but my charisma is through the roof.

    EDIT: On second thought, have your friend lower his standards and try out a few "practice" girls first... like Meg Griffin, for example.
     
  8. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    DRUNK Meg Griffins.
     
  9. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Leader Blackout LIVES!!!

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    or drunk peter griffin
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Get some escorts over there, tell them he's getting married. Show them a pic of a hottie and say that's going to be his wife :lol 
    They'll hook a bachelor up. Add vodka, they'll hook the whole party up
     
  11. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    Yeah, that too.
     
  12. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    This thread just wins. :lol 
    But yes.
    We (and by that I mean us of the SANE female kind, which unfortunately seem to be in scarce quantity on these boards) do not go on looks and looks alone.
    Self-confidence, self-assertion and personality go so SO much further. (Cliche like every Hollywood-flick on the issue EVER MADE but it's true.)

    Low self-esteem, lame attitude, heavy issues, bad BO (and all round bad personal hygiene) will be the bane of your love life, doesn't matter if you are bigger than the average joe.

    My :2c: 
     
  13. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I don't care if I'm late, I didn't have internets for a bit and this stuff is great.

    Your opening post is probably a textbook example of the way NOT to get good advice from people. Not like you'd take it, since the first rule of internet advice is that the requester (requestor?) never actually follows it.

    Also, your friend needs to quit his whining. I don't know if that'll help him get laid, it's just something he needs to do in general.
    Oh, people know that.

    "Peestop!" :lolol 
     
  14. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    lol. but atleast now i know KA was making fun of me. like no one has ever had an accident like that.

    What I would like to know is what I did to some of you guys that you hate me so much. I never did anything to anyone here. well. i never started anything. all i ever did was defend myself.

    Im sorry i have a life outside of this forum. and that I actually get laid a lot.
     
  15. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    What?

    Jesus, dude, no, I don't think he was making fun of you. I think you freaked out on the internet over nothing, and it was hilarious.

    I know that just 'cause you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, but seriously, you've got some sorta persecution complex going on. "Everyone hates me"...whatever, guy.
     
  16. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    When did all this happen? (It was probably one of those typical post-movie GD threads I usually stay out of)
     
  17. RHansen

    RHansen Sir. Ranbotnic Veteran

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    keep it civil guys
     
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  18. Omnius

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    Funny thing is, the guys who talk about it the most are probably getting it the least.
     
  19. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    This thread is still open because of its spectacular hilarity level due to its epic failure from the very beginning. Carry on gents and ladies.
     
  20. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    I'm pretty sure of this one. :lol 

    Another thing: If you are just trying to get the guy laid and not married, you would probably have figured out more than a few ways by now.
    Getting laid is just that: nothing more, nothing less. Sex is just sex is just sex.
    Your life does not begin with when you first got some and does not end on that note either.
     
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