Today I ventured off to my local walmart to fetch me a new Transformer. As I got to the store and entered my heart filled with joy that I am going to purchase another fine figure, but that joy turned into anger by the sight of a very obnoxious little troll ripping apart an innocent Sideswipe, screaming like it was just let loose from the firery depths of hell. Quickly I began to taunt the small creature:

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FACTORY WORKERS WORK VERY HARD TO MAKE THESE TOYS AND YOU'RE RUINING THE ENTIRE EISLE!

The creature's eyes locked on mine, with such fear. He quickly scampered away into the nearby dog food isle and disappeared behind the mounds of bagged canine chow, though I could still hear the foul little imp's whine off in the distance as other customers looked at it in confusion. I then alerted an employee about the trouble. I grabbed a Soundwave off it's peg, paid for it at the cash register, and walked off to to my mother who was waiting in the car.

This is why kids under 10 years of age should be supervised by adults in a store that sells toys. You see a kid wrecking a toy isle, you set the little shit straight and alert an employee.

 

I'll assume that you're just joking and that you didn't actually yell at a small child for acting poorly.

Yell at the parents for not supervising their kids.

 

you yelled at a kid younger then 10... who was just playing with a toy, congrats i hope you feel happy with yourself. :/

 

I really hope you're joking, but this does seem like a joke thread.

 

Expecting a modern day parent to do some parenting. I lol'd.
Nice one OP.

 

bummer, i see your frustration but don't think you handled it too well, but one things for certain..you made an impression he won't forget........i see this thread going not too well

 

He wasn't playing with it I saw him rip open a Sideswipe with tears running down his face and crying. My guess is that his mom told him she's not buying him a toy so he ran off from her. If noone saw him or stopped him he would have ripped open a bunch of figures. Ok I did exaggerate what I said "Excuse me, what the hell do you think you're doing?" and he ran off STILL crying. I'm pretty sure anyone would have done the same. I yelled at a kid for doing something he shouldn't be doing. There's nothing wrong with discipline.

 

Was that the TF you were going to buy and how many others were on the shelves?

So the kid was ripping open a toy big deal.

 

Agreed, good for you OP.

A kid, under 10 or not should know better. Now if we was talking under the age of 5 then we'd have a problem, but under 10? Theres no excuse for behavior like that.

 

I just like to yell at stupid kids.

Sometimes the parents are all like "don't tell me how to or something, but sometimes they just don't say anything.

 

good job, seriously. Too many pansy ass parents around these days. I know my kids not gonna be some spoiled brat like that. If a kid does something wrong let them know.

 

until he complains to his parent, and law suit?  

 

 

Oh yeah a parent sues a 16 year old for yelling at her son for doing something illegal lol. I think the parent is mad enough for her little bastard acting like a little bastard.

 

lol been done before.

anyways, i don't know how you could be proud of yourself, no matter what he was doing, yelling at some one ELSE's kid just seems wrong to me, if he was doing something wrong, which he obviously was, i think it would of been better for you to alert some one at the store or something.

 

This is some funny shit hahaha

"Excuse me kid? What the HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

 

kids in a toy isle?!?!!

lol at the OP because this must be a joke.

 

I yell at my buddy's kid all the time. Of course, I know them and they're the dirtiest chidlren ever. Seriously, they're horrible spoiled and filthy kids. They don't even bother to flush the toilet, ever. However, I'd never actually yell some strange child in the toy aisle.

Can't wait to see how this thread turns out though.

 

Right. Kids in a toy isle ripping open toys their parents dont intend on buying them and wrecking the joint. Nothing at all wrong with that, its so damned funny isnt it? It has to be a joke!

 

 

Should I LOL because:

a) This has to be a joke.

-or-

b) Internet 'tough guys' are endlessly LOLable.

 

*sees not how what the OP did was wrong*

As such, well on ya op, ya did right.